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[Quartz]

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Gasp!~ I think mine changed. (I say think, because I don't really care enough to actually know what I was before..)

EDIT: Wait so it's still the same for us non-babies? That's no fun.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Well, good to know I'm still a Sagittarius. I don't think I'd want to be this... Ophiuchus? Not that it's not cool looking and all, but I prefer my Centaur Ranger.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Not that I really give a shit, but I'm a fucking Pisces now?

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From what I can tell this actually hasn't happened. Regardless I agree with Jon Paula here:

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(note the video isn't any evidence really, just one guys opinion)

His point once again brings up my point in another thread of scientists pouring research into topics of study... that don't need to be studied so much. But hey, whatever you need to do to grab all that grant money from the government.

 

[Nunu]

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Thank god, i like being an aquarius.

 

[ToxicShock]

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I used to be an aquarius. Now I'm both an aquarius AND a capricorn. So now I'm both an introvert and an extrovert. That makes sense.

Does anyone still even believe in these things?

 

[Chibichibi]

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I used to be an aquarius. Now I'm both an aquarius AND a capricorn. So now I'm both an introvert and an extrovert. That makes sense.

Does anyone still even believe in these things?

like 23% of all people polled apparently.

 

[SirOni]

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[lurker]

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Dohohoho. Ya do realize everyone from toddlers to the deceased has been called for jury duty at least once, ya know? It's not really THAT sensational.

 

[Luppikun]

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Hopefully there won't be any risks of PURR-jury...

Sorry. Had to say it...

 

[Quartz]

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Rofl, I wonder what the story was behind that. I'm guessing the Jury Commissioner thought it was an actual person trying evade jury duty. Otherwise, he/she was just being a massive tool.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Here's a rough translation for the jury to understand their new feline friend.

Meow = I want food or maybe a belly rub and THEN I'll listen
Purr = Your bribe worked. I say whatever you say. Guilty! Innocent!
Aloof and Off putting = Guilty!
Hissing = Everyone is guilty! To the gallows with all of you! Yes even you!

 

[Chibichibi]

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-snrk- epic fail.

 

[Lucas]

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-snrk- epic fail.

 

[Rule 34]

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*cue WTFBOOOOOOOOOOM*

 

[Alias]

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The funniest part of this story to me is how it coincides with a video my dad recently showed me of the same thing happening, except with a pig named Arnold Ziffle. Props if anybody's ever heard of Arnold Ziffle.

 

[dmronny]

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Arnold Ziffle, the pig from Green Acres. I think, it's been so long since I've seen that show I could be thinking of a different pig.

 

[JohnDoe]

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Btw, i bet the cat has better judgement and healtier values than the rest of the jury.

 

[Incubus]

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So, some of you may have heard we've got a big ass cyclone coming down on us.

Or rather, bearing down on the state that was just flooded out.

To help put this into perspective, I present the following:

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This is the actual size of the cyclone, superimposed over other places. This is entirely to scale. Yes. I'm serious.

Ili, Host, and anyone else who lives up there... I hope you make it through this intact.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Yegods.

No kidding! I'll be looking out for Ili's posts on facebook after all this has gone through. Hopefully they both had the sense to get the fuck out of there.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Jebus Chrispies. Where's Pecos Bill when you need him