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Kusanagi
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Nah, that would be Carl. Though I must say, it made for the most delicious Kidney Pie my co-workers have ever tasted.
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread
How does it compare to beastial kidney pie?
By co-workers you mean to say you shared it with them correct?
How does it compare to beastial kidney pie?
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread
Hey, I only eat well cooked faces. And the occasional hotel bartender. And hands...
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Name: Why it's, ta-daa da daaaaa, Beppo the clowwwwn! *Multi colored confetti* Hyuk hyuk!
Age: Why, us clowns don't really keep track of time like that.
But John Walsh has been playing keep-up. For a fuckin' while.
Gender: Hyuk hyuk, I'm a boy clown, of course! I pee standing up!
Current Country of Residence: Hee hee hee, us clowns aren't phased by borderlines!
They taste like enchiladas down in Mexico.
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: Yellow, just like friendly Mr. Sun, hyuk hyuk!
Hair Color: Why, a nice, healthy Sherbet, of course! Them's just the rules, hyuk hyuk!
Hair length: Why I don't know, think I should go to the barber, hee hee?
And give the kiddies haircuts with those nice sharp fuckin' scissors?
Breasts: Hee hee, silly, boy clowns don't have breasts!
Glasses: I can see just fine. I can see in the dark when they try to hide, I see 'em crying covered in bits of mommy and daddy.
Features: Hyuk hyuk, handsome features, of course!
Height: Ohh I don't know, but I'm niiiice and tall, hyuk!
~ Ideal appearance ~
Hee hee hee, see above! I'm just happy with what I am!
And I love what I do.
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Hyuk hyuk, the Big Dipper! Oh, that's not valid? Orion's Belt, then.
My Fears: Nothing. Not a goddamn thing.
Common Utterances: Hyuk hyuk, well heya kids and kiddos!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's overflowing, and pouring down your fat fucking neck. That's what Junior tastes like, mommy, now drink up or little Suzie's next.
Bad Habits: Hee hee, sometimes I forget to use a napkin at lunchtime! So absent minded.
Then I have to lick my fingers clean.
3 Things I Dislike:
1) When people don't smile. It makes Beppo a sad, saaad clown!
2) When there are no birthday parties, after I've been around awhile.
3) Hyuk hyuk, when I run out of CONFEFETTI!!!!
~ Favorites ~
Drink: My own...special blend. It's a bit of an acquired taste.
Shoe: Biiiig squeaky ones, hyuk hyuk!
Hat: Floppy tophats, of course! If one's available!
Color: All of them!
Music Genre: Ohhhh, anything happy!
Do I...
Smoke: Certain...organic materials.
Swear: Ohhh, Ol' Beppo tries not to, but sometimes he just can't help himself!
Flip out and kill people: Do you fuckin' know me?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Hee hee, I prefer the xylophone!
I have one I made myself.
Knit scarves for orphans: Say, that's a good idea! I should get on that, right away! Hyuk!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Ooooooh, I love toys!
Lures 'em in easier.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Err, I'm not sure I know what that is, sorry!
Have furry leanings?: Ohhh, us clowns don't grow beards, so I don't have to worry about it, hyuk hyuk!
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Hyuk hyuk, only for some...lucky...boys and girls.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Hyuk hyuk, don't think I've seen that movie, sorry!
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: I got my reasons.
Other random trivia: Hyuk hyuk, I can do a cartwheel, wanna see?
BEPPO'S SPECIAL QUESTION!
Why are toddlers ideal for balloon animals?
Name: Why it's, ta-daa da daaaaa, Beppo the clowwwwn! *Multi colored confetti* Hyuk hyuk!
Age: Why, us clowns don't really keep track of time like that.
But John Walsh has been playing keep-up. For a fuckin' while.
Gender: Hyuk hyuk, I'm a boy clown, of course! I pee standing up!
Current Country of Residence: Hee hee hee, us clowns aren't phased by borderlines!
They taste like enchiladas down in Mexico.
~ Real-life appearance ~
Eye Color: Yellow, just like friendly Mr. Sun, hyuk hyuk!
Hair Color: Why, a nice, healthy Sherbet, of course! Them's just the rules, hyuk hyuk!
Hair length: Why I don't know, think I should go to the barber, hee hee?
And give the kiddies haircuts with those nice sharp fuckin' scissors?
Breasts: Hee hee, silly, boy clowns don't have breasts!
Glasses: I can see just fine. I can see in the dark when they try to hide, I see 'em crying covered in bits of mommy and daddy.
Features: Hyuk hyuk, handsome features, of course!
Height: Ohh I don't know, but I'm niiiice and tall, hyuk!
~ Ideal appearance ~
Hee hee hee, see above! I'm just happy with what I am!
And I love what I do.
~ Personality ~
Zodiac: Hyuk hyuk, the Big Dipper! Oh, that's not valid? Orion's Belt, then.
My Fears: Nothing. Not a goddamn thing.
Common Utterances: Hyuk hyuk, well heya kids and kiddos!
Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's overflowing, and pouring down your fat fucking neck. That's what Junior tastes like, mommy, now drink up or little Suzie's next.
Bad Habits: Hee hee, sometimes I forget to use a napkin at lunchtime! So absent minded.
Then I have to lick my fingers clean.
3 Things I Dislike:
1) When people don't smile. It makes Beppo a sad, saaad clown!
2) When there are no birthday parties, after I've been around awhile.
3) Hyuk hyuk, when I run out of CONFEFETTI!!!!
~ Favorites ~
Drink: My own...special blend. It's a bit of an acquired taste.
Shoe: Biiiig squeaky ones, hyuk hyuk!
Hat: Floppy tophats, of course! If one's available!
Color: All of them!
Music Genre: Ohhhh, anything happy!
Do I...
Smoke: Certain...organic materials.
Swear: Ohhh, Ol' Beppo tries not to, but sometimes he just can't help himself!
Flip out and kill people: Do you fuckin' know me?
Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Hee hee, I prefer the xylophone!
I have one I made myself.
Knit scarves for orphans: Say, that's a good idea! I should get on that, right away! Hyuk!
Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Ooooooh, I love toys!
Lures 'em in easier.
Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Err, I'm not sure I know what that is, sorry!
Have furry leanings?: Ohhh, us clowns don't grow beards, so I don't have to worry about it, hyuk hyuk!
~ The Future ~
Can you see into it?: Hyuk hyuk, only for some...lucky...boys and girls.
Should Marty have gone back to it?: Hyuk hyuk, don't think I've seen that movie, sorry!
Other Stuff
Reason for joining: I got my reasons.
Other random trivia: Hyuk hyuk, I can do a cartwheel, wanna see?
BEPPO'S SPECIAL QUESTION!
Why are toddlers ideal for balloon animals?
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TheWeirdOne
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread
That is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
That is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
Beppo the Clown
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Ya ain't seen nuthin' yet.
Ya ain't seen nuthin' yet.
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Excuse me while I destroy all the mirrors in my house.
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Re: New Age Introduction Thread
If i know any kids who need a clown for their birthday partys, you are so getting your name thrown into the hat to be chosen.
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Awww gee, yer so considerate! I could pinch your cheeks!
With a stapler, and press down on it with my fuckin' foot.
Hyuk hyuk, just kidding! Friends?
Awww gee, yer so considerate! I could pinch your cheeks!
With a stapler, and press down on it with my fuckin' foot.
Hyuk hyuk, just kidding! Friends?
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technically i AM mentally insane. So whats the matter with being friends with a clown equally insane? I'd say that evens it out for me. An Alliance it is, Beppo.
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Then again I suppose I can join in this mentally insane posse if your logic is right!
You do realize there is differing levels of insanity right?
Then again I suppose I can join in this mentally insane posse if your logic is right!
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Then its settled. Crazy people have to watch each-others backs, right?