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Welcome Hafnium, enjoy your stay. And mind the gap.
 
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See? Kusanagi trusts me. Candy?
 
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Nah, already have a mountain of it already.

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So YOU'RE the one who took my kidney!?
 
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So YOU'RE the one who took my kidney!?

Nah, that would be Carl. Though I must say, it made for the most delicious Kidney Pie my co-workers have ever tasted.
 
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Nah, that would be Carl. Though I must say, it made for the most delicious Kidney Pie my co-workers have ever tasted.

By co-workers you mean to say you shared it with them correct?
How does it compare to beastial kidney pie?
 
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Nah, that would be Carl. Though I must say, it made for the most delicious Kidney Pie my co-workers have ever tasted.

Hey, I only eat well cooked faces. And the occasional hotel bartender. And hands...
 
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Name: Why it's, ta-daa da daaaaa, Beppo the clowwwwn! *Multi colored confetti* Hyuk hyuk!

Age: Why, us clowns don't really keep track of time like that.

But John Walsh has been playing keep-up. For a fuckin' while.


Gender: Hyuk hyuk, I'm a boy clown, of course! I pee standing up!

Current Country of Residence: Hee hee hee, us clowns aren't phased by borderlines!

They taste like enchiladas down in Mexico.


~ Real-life appearance ~

Eye Color: Yellow, just like friendly Mr. Sun, hyuk hyuk!

Hair Color: Why, a nice, healthy Sherbet, of course! Them's just the rules, hyuk hyuk!

Hair length: Why I don't know, think I should go to the barber, hee hee?

And give the kiddies haircuts with those nice sharp fuckin' scissors?


Breasts: Hee hee, silly, boy clowns don't have breasts!

Glasses: I can see just fine. I can see in the dark when they try to hide, I see 'em crying covered in bits of mommy and daddy.

Features: Hyuk hyuk, handsome features, of course!

Height: Ohh I don't know, but I'm niiiice and tall, hyuk!


~ Ideal appearance ~

Hee hee hee, see above! I'm just happy with what I am!

And I love what I do.


~ Personality ~

Zodiac: Hyuk hyuk, the Big Dipper! Oh, that's not valid? Orion's Belt, then.

My Fears: Nothing. Not a goddamn thing.

Common Utterances: Hyuk hyuk, well heya kids and kiddos!

Is the glass half full, or half empty: It's overflowing, and pouring down your fat fucking neck. That's what Junior tastes like, mommy, now drink up or little Suzie's next.

Bad Habits: Hee hee, sometimes I forget to use a napkin at lunchtime! So absent minded.

Then I have to lick my fingers clean.


3 Things I Dislike:

1) When people don't smile. It makes Beppo a sad, saaad clown!

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2) When there are no birthday parties, after I've been around awhile.

3) Hyuk hyuk, when I run out of CONFEFETTI!!!!

~ Favorites ~

Drink: My own...special blend. It's a bit of an acquired taste.

Shoe: Biiiig squeaky ones, hyuk hyuk!

Hat: Floppy tophats, of course! If one's available!

Color: All of them!

Music Genre: Ohhhh, anything happy!


Do I...

Smoke: Certain...organic materials.

Swear: Ohhh, Ol' Beppo tries not to, but sometimes he just can't help himself!

Flip out and kill people: Do you fuckin' know me?

Play Guitar/Air Guitar: Hee hee, I prefer the xylophone!

I have one I made myself.


Knit scarves for orphans: Say, that's a good idea! I should get on that, right away! Hyuk!

Collect plushes, stuffed animals from the thrift store, and lots and lots of figurines: Ooooooh, I love toys!

Lures 'em in easier.


Resemble a otaku hikikomori in several ways, including possibly being one?: Err, I'm not sure I know what that is, sorry!

Have furry leanings?: Ohhh, us clowns don't grow beards, so I don't have to worry about it, hyuk hyuk!

~ The Future ~

Can you see into it?: Hyuk hyuk, only for some...lucky...boys and girls.

Should Marty have gone back to it?: Hyuk hyuk, don't think I've seen that movie, sorry!

Other Stuff

Reason for joining: I got my reasons.

Other random trivia: Hyuk hyuk, I can do a cartwheel, wanna see?

BEPPO'S SPECIAL QUESTION!

Why are toddlers ideal for balloon animals?
 
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That is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
 
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Awww gee, yer so considerate! I could pinch your cheeks!

With a stapler, and press down on it with my fuckin' foot.

Hyuk hyuk, just kidding! Friends?
 
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Awww gee, yer so considerate! I could pinch your cheeks!

With a stapler, and press down on it with my fuckin' foot.

Hyuk hyuk, just kidding! Friends?

technically i AM mentally insane. So whats the matter with being friends with a clown equally insane? I'd say that evens it out for me. An Alliance it is, Beppo.
 
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technically i AM mentally insane. So whats the matter with being friends with a clown equally insane? I'd say that evens it out for me. An Alliance it is, Beppo.

You do realize there is differing levels of insanity right?

Then again I suppose I can join in this mentally insane posse if your logic is right!
 
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Then its settled. Crazy people have to watch each-others backs, right?

Yeah we do.

and I'm pretty sure under our new definition of Mentally Insane over half of the world is now crazy.
 
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