Is your waifu SHIT?

Is your waifu SHIT?


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Yoshiiki

Grim Reaper
Aug 29, 2016
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#1
Hey guys, I am doing a small poll to check something.
I would appreciate it if you could take a second to answer this question, ありがとう!
 

Stuffie

Evard's Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Jul 5, 2010
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#2
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

Does your avatar happen to be in an identity crisis? Constantly changing accessoires? o_O
 

Yoshiiki

Grim Reaper
Aug 29, 2016
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#4
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

Does your avatar happen to be in an identity crisis? Constantly changing accessoires? o_O
I am keeping it in theme of my post rank or related to situation on hand :p

What do we have here? Tsubasa Hanekawa? Body is more or less fine, but...
Glasses? Bad sight, might be a bigger issue in the future.
Had more than shitty childhood, to the point of sleeping in the fucking hallway. Constantly trying to keep her anger inside, taking bad things head on, but not fighting them, just accepting... Which later develops into multiple personality disorder (old term for this disorder), which suggest a lot of childhood abuse and by looking at her past, it's a very big possibility.
DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder - current term for MPD) can cause a lot of issues, like depression, anxiety or suicidal tendencies.

Is Tsubasa Hanekawa a shit waifu? Decide yourself, using my poll. Arigatou!
 

Pervy

Dances with Girl-Cocks
Moderator
Jan 21, 2016
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#5
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

I am keeping it in theme of my post rank or related to situation on hand :p
You make it really hard to negrep you for hatin on ma waifu.
 

Guan Yu

GAUN
Staff member
Administrator
Sep 4, 2009
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#6
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

 

Yoshiiki

Grim Reaper
Aug 29, 2016
766
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#7
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

Moving 'your waifu is shit' thread into shit[posting] subforum.
Well played.

Why didn't I think about that?
 

XSI

Lurker
Nov 10, 2008
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#8
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

What if I don´t have a waifu?
 

plmnko

Tentacle Smut Lord
Nov 10, 2008
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#10
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

Im not sure if Tiffanian, one ours friendly active members of this forum count as a waifu :3
 
Feb 2, 2014
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#15
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

What do we have here? Tsubasa Hanekawa? Body is more or less fine, but...
You have a choice between 6 loli's, a tsundere, a lesbian, and cat. Oh, and bland, angry chick, manipulative bitch, Araragi clone, and Kaiki. If I had a chance with Kaiki, don't you think I would take it?

Glasses? Bad sight, might be a bigger issue in the future.
Do you even patrician taste?

Had more than shitty childhood, to the point of sleeping in the fucking hallway.
Constantly trying to keep her anger inside, taking bad things head on, but not fighting them, just accepting...
>Can manage her own anger effectively.
>Is ready to throw down (intellectually) at a moment's notice
>Doesn't resort to violence as the first or last plan of action
>Doesn't whine or bitch about when things aren't fair or going her own way.
>Can live modestly and contently..


These are negative qualities how?

Which later develops into multiple personality disorder (old term for this disorder), which suggest a lot of childhood abuse and by looking at her past, it's a very big possibility.
She turns into a neko sexpot that can willfully drain energy from your enemies to the point of death. Aside murdering your adversaries, she's super strong and made for sex. Also, she's a catgirl

DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder - current term for MPD) can cause a lot of issues, like depression, anxiety or suicidal tendencies.
Thankfully, by the end of second season, she's (mostly) resolved those problems and has found a new outlook on life. Oh, and more of her positive points:

>Fiercely loyal
>Knows tons of shit
>Is humble as fuck
>Can cook
>Is not opposed to keeping your girlfriend company
>Is a pretty legit friend
>Has helped that beta Araragi-kun resolve so many oddity/non-oddity problems without demanding some form of compensation
>The only girl to not only respectfully approach best girl Kaiki,
but to be civil and even encourage Kaiki to continue being best girl.>Has traveled the world, therefore well-cultured.


Is Tsubasa Hanekawa a shit waifu? Decide yourself, using my poll. Arigatou!
Do you even enjoy good waifus?
 
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Yoshiiki

Grim Reaper
Aug 29, 2016
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#17
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

Could you repeat the question?
Is your waifu SHIT?
No waifu but...maybe she could be the one for me
It wouldnt last long but could be...intense :D

https://www.deviantart.com/art/Clare-Claymore-fan-art-685647395
I would say, you wouldn't last long xD Let's be real, her stamina is probably at stupidly high levels. Still, good choice if you want to be dominated :D
Oh look, another one that got trauma/mental problems after fucked up childhood, yey! :D
You have a choice between 6 loli's, a tsundere, a lesbian, and cat. Oh, and bland, angry chick, manipulative bitch, Araragi clone, and Kaiki. If I had a chance with Kaiki, don't you think I would take it?
>Limit yourself to one show, whine there is no good girl to choose from.
Do you even patrician taste?
Glasses - nah, no... not interested.
>Can manage her own anger effectively.
>Is ready to throw down (intellectually) at a moment's notice
>Doesn't resort to violence as the first or last plan of action
>Doesn't whine or bitch about when things aren't fair or going her own way.
>Can live modestly and contently..


These are negative qualities how?
Lime... LIME?! *changes to green*
Those traits... Wait, you aren't implying... You want traits over...
She turns into a neko sexpot that can willfully drain energy from your enemies to the point of death. Aside murdering your adversaries, she's super strong and made for sex. Also, she's a catgirl
Only Kuro Hanekawa is like that. Not Hanekawa herself.
Thankfully, by the end of second season, she's (mostly) resolved those problems and has found a new outlook on life. Oh, and more of her positive points:

>Fiercely loyal
>Knows tons of shit
>Is humble as fuck
>Can cook
>Is not opposed to keeping your girlfriend company
>Is a pretty legit friend
>Has helped that beta Araragi-kun resolve so many oddity/non-oddity problems without demanding some form of compensation
>The only girl to not only respectfully approach best girl Kaiki,
but to be civil and even encourage Kaiki to continue being best girl.>Has traveled the world, therefore well-cultured.


Do you even enjoy good waifus?
Yep, I knew it. You want those traits more than Hanekawa herself. You want humble waifu that will follow her guy to the end of the world, turn into nympho in the bed, take care of kids/house, won't cheat nor abandon her guy - While hoping for same from her beloved. You want old, traditional marriage and loving while being loved.
Traditional stuff is so passé.

At least someone gets it xD
 

Mr NunSense

Lesbian Admirer
Nov 16, 2015
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#18
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

I would say, you wouldn't last long xD Let's be real, her stamina is probably at stupidly high levels. Still, good choice if you want to be dominated :D

Bahh! She was not able to keep up for long with "flashing" ekhm... i mean flash sword Irene http://pa1.narvii.com/5735/a319d98b389cfe9caba8a110f00e8c52a831bc6e_hq.gif
I...on the other hand...having no waifu...am good with long sessions making such frictions like her on the gif. I think we could be a good match (eventualy she could just cut one of my arms like she borowed Irene's last one) XD
 
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super_slicer

Tentacle God
Nov 17, 2010
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#20
Re: Is your waifu SHIT?

Is your waifu SHIT?
Could you Rephrase the question?


Yep, I knew it. You want those traits more than Hanekawa herself. You want humble waifu that will follow her guy to the end of the world, turn into nympho in the bed, take care of kids/house, won't cheat nor abandon her guy - While hoping for same from her beloved. You want old, traditional marriage and loving while being loved.
Traditional stuff is so passé.
The guy you're talking about must be some kind of total chauvinistic asshole!

won't cheat nor abandon her guy
And desiring this is a bad thing? I see the cuck infection is beginning to spread from 4chan...
 
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