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Last Post Wins: Haiku


Tomoe

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Newbie is correct
This is nothing new, you know
our old site had this
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

"Alas, poor Yorick!
I knew him, Horatio..."
Shakespeare in Haiku
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

But it doesn't make
a bit of difference guys.
The balls are inert.

((counting difference as 3 syllables))
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

A brand new haiku
To secure the win for me.
This will not last long.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Someone once said
Never Gonna give you up
We call him Ricky.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Speaking of ricky
The story of Riki-oh?
Ridiculous film
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

There once was a man from county Spit.
He loved to woo with his Poet wit.
Only the Haiku,
That he could not do.
He would always mutter a "OH SHI-!"

^_^
 
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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

That was not Haiku
But still, we are amused.
It was a good joke.
 

aika

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Haiku?
Limerick?
Haiku.
 
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Insurmountable
Fuck my statistics course hard
I hate it so much.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Chebychev's the bomb,
Standard deviation's nice,
But variance sucks.

I do not know Stats.
I'm not mathematically smart.
I just google it.

^_^
 
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Error found line 10
Semicolon expected
Java makes me rage.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Updated story!
I am pissed at tomoe.
I am going to!
 

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The fall leaves rustle
The wind blows through the valley
Beautiful nature.
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

The haiku above
is a very beautiful
haiku on the fall.

(Hey someone check my syallablyes rate on this.)
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

It's valentines day
Another day spent alone
A day by myself

But when I reflect
I find my best company
was always myself.
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Toxic is above
His post is above me yay!
I feel special.
 

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

You pronounce special
with an extra syllable?
It's got two not three
 

Diagasvesle

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Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Thank you toxic very
much for pointing that out to
me, since I am bad.
 
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