Last Post Wins: Haiku

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

The rain soaks the ground,
Flowers return to their peak.
Eternal springtime.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Eternal Springtime
It sounds delightful till you
realize it's a lie.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Wait, there's no such thing
An an eternal springtime?
You have crushed my dreams.

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

A wise man once said
"If you ask for icecream cone
I have none: it's koan"

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

You may know this, but
"Koan" is wrong; its syllables
Are Ko/o/a/n.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

This thread will not die
I will revive it right now
"NEED A FIRST AID KIT!"

^_^

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Just as I had won,
"Here comes a new challenger!"
Like an arcade game...

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

A cold really sucks
Coughing, sneezing, wat'ry eyes
NyQuil knocks me out

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

It's true that colds suck.
Just be glad that it isn't
Goddamn pneumonia.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

The bear, the dragon
Together they like to play
...
This one fucking sucks.

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Wise Confucius say...
Man with four balls cannot walk.
Thus is baseball wrong.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

That not true Haiku,
It has no nature in it.
Bumblebee tuna.

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

An irrelevance.
Haiku don't stand on their own.
They're only the start.

 

[aika]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

The win
It is Mine
What now?

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I don't really know.
Perhaps you can have some cake,
If it's not a lie.

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

It's good to be king,
But now it's time to concede
To you challengers.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Mel Brooks is awesome
It is good to be the King
Unless you are French

 

[RaimeiNaginata]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

There's nothing wrong with
A French king; the problem is
With the French people.

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I just couldn't help
One last dig. Even French kings
Knocked their own people.

 

[Gatorbait]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

US likes the French
But French don't like the US
'til the Germans come.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

I need to write more
My creativity lacks
And needs exercise