What's new

Last Post Wins: Haiku


ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,017
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

My poetry skills
shouldn't come into question
I'm just real lazy
 

Lucas

Lurker
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
1,304
Reputation score
88
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Me is Chinese
Me play joke
Me put pee-pee in your Coke
 

aika

El Presidente
Staff member
Administrator
Joined
Nov 9, 2008
Messages
3,042
Reputation score
182
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Lucas
Please learn2
Haiku
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,017
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

haha what a noob
bringin that weak shit in here
lol, learn play engie!
 

aika

El Presidente
Staff member
Administrator
Joined
Nov 9, 2008
Messages
3,042
Reputation score
182
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Vegeta, what is
Songoku's power level?
Over nine thousand.
 

Obeliskos

Tentacle God
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
4,093
Reputation score
274
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

This is just filler
Seriously just filler
Nothing but filler
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,017
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah gay gay gay gay gay
blah gay gay gay gay
 

ZeroSpace

Lurker
Joined
Nov 24, 2008
Messages
6,573
Reputation score
122
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Why do we
have do all this
and write Haikus?
 

Lucas

Lurker
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
1,304
Reputation score
88
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Like the Ancient Hawaiians used to say:
Sarah Palin
Is a fucking idiot
 

Obeliskos

Tentacle God
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
4,093
Reputation score
274
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Even though that was
Not a haiku, it was still
Epic fucking win
 

Diagasvesle

Lurker
RP Moderator
Joined
Dec 22, 2008
Messages
4,263
Reputation score
56
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Indeed declared by
Obeliskos with four e
Syllables to his

Name, which is quite fun-
ny if you look close enough
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
 

Gatorbait

*hic*
Joined
Nov 12, 2008
Messages
2,100
Reputation score
88
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Why must we always
Write in five seven five verse
And not a Lim'rick?
 
OP
Newbie

Newbie

Lurker
Joined
Nov 9, 2008
Messages
1,789
Reputation score
180
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Limericks must rhyme
So this looks more difficult
But isn't really.
 

Diagasvesle

Lurker
RP Moderator
Joined
Dec 22, 2008
Messages
4,263
Reputation score
56
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Silent Silth needs more
people and characters for
the game jumpers now.
 

Gatorbait

*hic*
Joined
Nov 12, 2008
Messages
2,100
Reputation score
88
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Lim'ricks can be fine,
Drawn from whiskey, beer, and wine
Even drunks can rhyme.

^_^
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,017
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

Sonnet + Haiku = SONNIKU!

Man from Nantucket
Dick so long he could suck it
And you know the rest
 

ToxicShock

(And Reputation Manager)
Staff member
Administrator
H-Section Moderator
Joined
Nov 10, 2008
Messages
11,239
Reputation score
1,017
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

not to mention the first one was 3
 

ZeroSpace

Lurker
Joined
Nov 24, 2008
Messages
6,573
Reputation score
122
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

So sorry I suck(5?)
But that just means I don't win(is this one 8?)
I will try harder(5?)

(Someone explain to me in detail how to do Haikus then >> I only write stories)
 
OP
Newbie

Newbie

Lurker
Joined
Nov 9, 2008
Messages
1,789
Reputation score
180
Re: Last Post Wins: Haiku

5-7-5 or
2-3-2, What matters is
Counting syllables
 
Top