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I would... but its not as funny.

Now, remember, forks are better than fingers for electrical sockets.
 
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no sinwolf, a fork completes the circuit, and a lot of the current will be lost simply going through the fork and back into the socket. Therefore, if you have small enough fingers, they work better.

Or, for ultimate effect, tongue-piercing in one socket and genitalia-piercing in another...
 
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ToxicShock said:
Holy shit, I'm scared I might lose internet today, or maybe even my life. The most unholy thunderstorm is happening. It's supposed to be for south jersey, I don't even live in south jersey and this shit's insane. I couldn't accurately portray how long one of the thundercrashes are face to face because I can't exhale long enough to impersonate the rumble. The initial crash of one was so loud, it woke me up. I then shouted "Jesus Christ! What kind of ungodly thunderstorm is this?" To which my father walked into my room and and told me it's been ridiculous all morning and will continue to be so. About the same time he got done telling me this is about the same time the rumble from that first crash finally ended.

That's not natural, it's just not right
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You'll be fine. I've been through several actual hurricanes( At one point a friend told me that the police stop patrolling when the wind hits 40 MPH and invited me on a crime spree, I told him I didn't have any rubber pants.) I was once camping on a beach when I was hit by a water cyclone, which is essentially a tornado over water, spent the rest of the day finding all of my gear and putting my camp back together. Then again, we're used to that sort of thing down here, so you may have a bit more trouble.
 
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I was of course joking about my life being in danger. I don't have a life, and if I did, it's impossible to end it.

Funny, I was watching the tv with my family and this teaser news report comes on about a correlation between being underweight and forms of dementia. Of course everyone looks at me cuz I'm the psychologist and skinny as hell.
And of course I told them that "this is in fact pretty popular. Taking from personal experience, there were times I would become so devoid of nutrients, I would start to actually think I was mortal. can you believe it?"
 
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Wonderboy said:
Or, for ultimate effect, tongue-piercing in one socket and genitalia-piercing in another...
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Someone's mighty flexible ^_^

Toxic, we had some wicked storms south of us too, people were getting beened with hail left and right.
 
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See you guys in a few days, I'll be going to an anime convention for the weekend, I have internets, but I don't know how often.
 
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No,no,no, I'm not flexible, I just have access to an extraodrinary amount of electric-sockets...
 
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Loli Defense Force said:
See you guys in a few days, I'll be going to an anime convention for the weekend, I have internets, but I don't know how often.
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Time for me to be insanely jealous. Have fun and take lots of pictures!
 
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ToxicShock said:
Holy shit, I'm scared I might lose internet today, or maybe even my life. The most unholy thunderstorm is happening. It's supposed to be for south jersey, I don't even live in south jersey and this shit's insane. I couldn't accurately portray how long one of the thundercrashes are face to face because I can't exhale long enough to impersonate the rumble. The initial crash of one was so loud, it woke me up. I then shouted "Jesus Christ! What kind of ungodly thunderstorm is this?" To which my father walked into my room and and told me it's been ridiculous all morning and will continue to be so. About the same time he got done telling me this is about the same time the rumble from that first crash finally ended.

That's not natural, it's just not right
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If you were in Australia, you'd never have that problem.
 
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Lots and lots and lots of viruses. Temporary computer. Be back when they're all dead.
 
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Get Well soon Toxic's computer!
 
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member anouncment:
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Going off on a trip for ten days, ciao all.
 
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See ya later keylOMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
 
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I don't want to know. I really, REALLY don't want to know...
 
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HOLY HELL MAN I'M EATING.
 
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That is... one hell of an announcement.
 
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