Holy shit, I'm scared I might lose internet today, or maybe even my life. The most unholy thunderstorm is happening. It's supposed to be for south jersey, I don't even live in south jersey and this shit's insane. I couldn't accurately portray how long one of the thundercrashes are face to face because I can't exhale long enough to impersonate the rumble. The initial crash of one was so loud, it woke me up. I then shouted "Jesus Christ! What kind of ungodly thunderstorm is this?" To which my father walked into my room and and told me it's been ridiculous all morning and will continue to be so. About the same time he got done telling me this is about the same time the rumble from that first crash finally ended.
That's not natural, it's just not right