Member Announcements Thread

[IncredibleGremlin]

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After braving cum filled storms of asia, traversing the tentacle filled fields of africa, escaping the dreadful stampedes of naked women in spain, running nonstop through the dry demon-infested deserts of hades, conquering my way through the wild and untamed forest of furries in the amazon, crawling my way through thousands upon thousands of acres of frozen wasteland with not a women in sight, I have at last returned to you all!!!

Sooo.... hows it going? hope no new gremlins came around to take my place after i last saw you all.

Took be awhile to figure out how best to let you all know I'm alive once more. Don't know if any of you remember me anymore though.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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There have been... developments... changes... growths if you will. Things have occurred and what once was is now the same yet different. Put simply:

I'm not very good at coming up with a list of things you may or may not have missed.

 

[aika]

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*Takes charge of Phoenix's speech* Times have changed, Gremlin. ULMF has moved up in the world. We are no longer that idle village sitting on the edge of humanity wheeling carts and farming sheep. We're playing with the big boys now. Events have transpired. Polititians have philandered. We are more than a website. More than a forum. We are a civilisation. A civilisation of sexual deviants, tentacle hentai artists, computer game nerds, possibly bisexual yaoi fangirls, and until-we-see-pictures-they're-hot-in-our-minds kinky lesbian hentai lovers.

Is there a civilisation you'd rather be in?

 

[Alias]

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CIVILIZATION. You british bastard.

 

[d31r3x]

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escaping the dreadful stampedes of naked women in spain,

Maybe those dreadful stampedes on 7 july were not naked women but actually 1 ton raging bulls. (walks away from camera as he turns a voice recorder on) Asagiri-san, make sure that the "turn naked women into raging 1 ton bulls" spell research is completed in time... that could be extremely useul for my plans of world domination.

 

[Hentaispider]

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CIVILIZATION. You british bastard.

That's what she said.

 

[dmronny]

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Welcome back Gremlin, just remember to try and save some of the cookies for everyone else.

 

[Incubus]

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CIVILIZATION. You british bastard.

Don't correct him, he's British; they INVENTED civilisation. before them, people just sat around in mud huts.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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Don't correct him, he's British; they INVENTED civilisation. before them, people just sat around in mud huts.

I'm going to have to nix that one. A lot of ancient peoples didn't use mud huts.

Nomadic Native Americans used tepees made of animal hide.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Yay civilized!

 

[Incubus]

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I'm going to have to nix that one. A lot of ancient peoples didn't use mud huts.

Nomadic Native Americans used tepees made of animal hide.

...I'd also like to note that there were many civilisations before the British; like, iunno, ancient egypt? And I wasn't being serious?

 

[Alias]

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Yeah, but America can kick Britain's ass. Obviously, our superior military might (read: extensive military budget) makes us righter than you.

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

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...I'd also like to note that there were many civilisations before the British; like, iunno, ancient egypt? And I wasn't being serious?

Whoooo! Go Romans!

 

[Wonderboy]

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It has come to my attention as of late,
that my last few posts are in a booring state,
It seems to me that they lack seasoning.
So with that as my reasoning:

For now on out, for an unknown time,
all my posts will be made to rhyme,
My opinions may not be spoken clearly,
but maybe it's better than me un-sincerely,
rambling about of hatters and knickers,
Whilst random posts make either rage and snickers.

Also, it grants with unimaginable sheen,
My oh my, a giant e-peen.

 

[Hentaispider]

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Yeah, but America can kick Britain's ass. Obviously, our superior military might (read: extensive military budget) makes us righter than you.

Not to mention your obviously superior intelligence. Oh,

You must be registered to see the links

 

[Wonderboy]

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It seems already my style has stirred,
someone who didn't like my way of the word.
When a neutral rep, in the hour zero
told me quietly: "Please go be an hero."

 

[Copper]

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Curious to see how long this lasts.... *notes time of first post*

 

[Gatorbait]

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I'm back.. For now... I think.... I hope..... ^.^

 

[Ili]

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Hooray, Gatorbait!

 

[IncredibleGremlin]

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Welcome back to the forums gatorbait, you missed the stampede of naked bull women that charged there way out of civilized mud huts on there way to cast civilisation spells on a strange singing Bi-curious yaoi loving catman sitting crosslegged on the barrel of monkeys. it was very interesting to behold.