Happy humbug, one and all. Have lots of love and all that. Especially Oni. Oni gets extra love.
Go jump in front of a bus.
Also, happy fat man bringing you shit day.
Oh yes, all of my love <3 You were especially helpful.
I'm glad my suffering brought you joy in your dark times.
Pfft. Not likely. It was your asshattery and the refusal to act any different. Normality = win.