Obeliskos
Tentacle God
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Re: Multiplayer Gaming
So that's who added me. I was wondering who the hell you were.
Also, obnoxious rundown of the unlocks:
Scout
Force-a-Nature: Previously shitty, now decent. The knockback is increased and the force jump can be helpful.
Bonk! Atomic Punch: lmfao. extremely situational. Don't bother if you want to use scout for srs face kind of bsnss.
Sandman: Previously epic win, then shitty, then decent. It removes some HP, but the ball can help a bit.
Soldier
Direct Hit: Fucking perfect unlock. The definitive sidegrade. Makes rocketspam useless, but if you're a good shot and you're good at juggling, go to fucking town.
Buff Banner: Meh if there isn't much teamwork happening. Good if there is. Awesome paired with an uber.
Gunboats: Use only if you rocketjump a shitload.
Equalizer: Straight upgrade.
Pyro
Backburner: Shit.
Flare Gun: Meh.
Axtinguisher: Fucking awesome. Straight upgrade.
Demoman
Scottish Resistance: Good for the defensive demo who's moist for stickies.
Chargin' Targe: Good if used with the Eyelander.
Eyelander: Good if used with the Chargin' Targe.
Heavy
Natascha: Fucking annoying as shit, but not extremely effective.
Sandvich: Amazing.
KGB: Step one, get a medic. Step two, get an uber ready. Step three, kill somebody. Step four, pop uber. Step five, KILL THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYBODY WHOO
Engineer

Medic
Blutsauger: <3 for combat medic.
Kritzkreig: Best on defense, imo.
Ubersaw: Needs the original taunt, but otherwise, straight upgrade.
Sniper
Huntsman: Shit weapon for spammy retards who can't snipe worth shit.
Jarate: Annoying as fuck if you're a spy. A good sidegrade.
Razorback: Total shit. 3 revolver shots can kill him anyway and just as quickly, so why bother wasting the slot if I'm going to kill your stupid fucking paranoid ass anyway?
Spy
Ambassador: Use if you're a good shot. Not very fantastic for retreats and whatnot.
Cloak and Dagger: Shitty watch for shitty spies. Most people who use this thing sit in a corner, walk for 3 seconds, then sit in another corner. Repeat until somebody runs into them, then they die because they're fucking stupid.
Dead Ringer: Awesome watch for meh spies. If you're too lazy to slowly stalk into the enemy base, disguise as a friendly, pop this baby out, then run like hell. Did they just take out that poor pyro? Nope. You're a dead ringer spy. And you're right behind them.
So that's who added me. I was wondering who the hell you were.
Also, obnoxious rundown of the unlocks:
Scout
Force-a-Nature: Previously shitty, now decent. The knockback is increased and the force jump can be helpful.
Bonk! Atomic Punch: lmfao. extremely situational. Don't bother if you want to use scout for srs face kind of bsnss.
Sandman: Previously epic win, then shitty, then decent. It removes some HP, but the ball can help a bit.
Soldier
Direct Hit: Fucking perfect unlock. The definitive sidegrade. Makes rocketspam useless, but if you're a good shot and you're good at juggling, go to fucking town.
Buff Banner: Meh if there isn't much teamwork happening. Good if there is. Awesome paired with an uber.
Gunboats: Use only if you rocketjump a shitload.
Equalizer: Straight upgrade.
Pyro
Backburner: Shit.
Flare Gun: Meh.
Axtinguisher: Fucking awesome. Straight upgrade.
Demoman
Scottish Resistance: Good for the defensive demo who's moist for stickies.
Chargin' Targe: Good if used with the Eyelander.
Eyelander: Good if used with the Chargin' Targe.
Heavy
Natascha: Fucking annoying as shit, but not extremely effective.
Sandvich: Amazing.
KGB: Step one, get a medic. Step two, get an uber ready. Step three, kill somebody. Step four, pop uber. Step five, KILL THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYBODY WHOO
Engineer
Medic
Blutsauger: <3 for combat medic.
Kritzkreig: Best on defense, imo.
Ubersaw: Needs the original taunt, but otherwise, straight upgrade.
Sniper
Huntsman: Shit weapon for spammy retards who can't snipe worth shit.
Jarate: Annoying as fuck if you're a spy. A good sidegrade.
Razorback: Total shit. 3 revolver shots can kill him anyway and just as quickly, so why bother wasting the slot if I'm going to kill your stupid fucking paranoid ass anyway?
Spy
Ambassador: Use if you're a good shot. Not very fantastic for retreats and whatnot.
Cloak and Dagger: Shitty watch for shitty spies. Most people who use this thing sit in a corner, walk for 3 seconds, then sit in another corner. Repeat until somebody runs into them, then they die because they're fucking stupid.
Dead Ringer: Awesome watch for meh spies. If you're too lazy to slowly stalk into the enemy base, disguise as a friendly, pop this baby out, then run like hell. Did they just take out that poor pyro? Nope. You're a dead ringer spy. And you're right behind them.