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RaptorJesus said:
Do you hate her in that Monty Python skit for flirting with the camera?
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Kinda. It's just really annoying when a person really tries to break through the fourth wall in such a nature, just it's really annoying when they trying to iniciate the person in such a intimate fashion (in a scene with another person), and even MORE annoying when they are engaged in intimate actions with others as well.

Then again knowin my luck they were satiring such actresses in the skit though, thus why it's easy for the annoyence to show up :p
 
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Do you hate anything breaking the fourth wall at all?
 
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RaptorJesus said:
Do you hate anything breaking the fourth wall at all?
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No, in fact the opposite, characters like Deadpool that abuse the forth wall makes me crack up. It's just... hard to explain, but when a girl playing with a guy breaks through it, it's a bit of a turnoff.
 
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That seems a bit unfair. Deadpool gets a pass, while girls playing with another individual aren't allowed?
 
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RaptorJesus said:
That seems a bit unfair. Deadpool gets a pass, while girls playing with another individual aren't allowed?
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Would YOU like the girl yer fucking to be talking to a blank wall to your left instead of you?
 
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Eh, different strokes. It's not my cup of tea on the screen. *shrugs*
 
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lurker said:
Would YOU like the girl yer fucking to be talking to a blank wall to your left instead of you?
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I don't think we should try to equate porn to real life too much.
 
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Shrike7 said:
Hell, it's starting to annoy me, and I put up with Occam and Oni just fine.
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Daww, I feel loved. Anyway, peeves. I has them.

Like other people have said CG sets that consist mostly of backgrounds, character poses, text etc... and very little in the way of porn and even then it's mostly the same stuff with a different background to it. I have several CG sets that have 2000+ images in and about 80% of them is useless shit the ripper could've deleted.

Another peeve is disproportionately sized futa. If I wanted the focal point of my hentai to be just the dick and not two women fucking each others brains out I'd go grab some yaoi.
 
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SirOni said:
Another peeve is disproportionately sized futa. If I wanted the focal point of my hentai to be just the dick and not two women fucking each others brains out I'd go grab some yaoi.
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Is that kinda like the whole thing of "If I wanted to have sex with someone with the body of a fifteen year old boy, I'd have sex with a fifteen year old boy?"

Still, see your point. I mean, the focus is supposed to be on the *sex* not just OMG Penis!

That brings up another thought...if two futa are having sex, is it yuri or yaoi? I suppose my vote would got to still yuri, but, makes ya wonder.
 
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i think its yuri, futa seem to be entierly female in body frams and such, just with penises.
 
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Copper said:
if two futa are having sex, is it yuri or yaoi? I suppose my vote would got to still yuri, but, makes ya wonder.
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Preposterous! That is completely irrelevant to whether Nunu is me!
 
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Nunu doesn't get it...
 
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Real Porn: I hate slurping sounds.

Especially when you can easily tell they were added in post-production.

YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO GET THAT LAST BIT OF YOUR DRINK WITH A STRAW, QUIT SOUNDING LIKE IT.
 
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Somebody made a comment like that about romance novels and how vaginal sounds during sex sounded like stirring a pot of macaroni. And the scary thing is, women in the comments agreed with it *laughs* and then said they'd never be able to make mac-and-cheese again.
 
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Copper said:
Somebody made a comment like that about romance novels and how vaginal sounds during sex sounded like stirring a pot of macaroni. And the scary thing is, women in the comments agreed with it *laughs* and then said they'd never be able to make mac-and-cheese again.
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Laying here trying to imagine stirring macaroni sounds . . . and I think that may be the best analogy ever. I wanna test it. I already have the dildo - now I just need the mac n cheese. And here I thought the reason why I stir macaroni so long was obsession....
 
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o_O
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You're welcome for helping you figure that out?
 
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Well I'm pretty sure it really IS my obsession and not my slurping fetish. Don't mind me and my sleepless tries at being funny. :eek:

But I still want to test it. This is a great excuse for me to go to the grocery story, especially considering my lack of almost any food at all. So plan for lunch today: mac n cheese on the plate, strawberries in my lips, and we've been over the rest. I'll call it dinner & an orgasm because lunch & an orgasm doesn't have that same ring to it.

And for a pet peeve: Partners constantly stopping right when it starts to get steamy and intense to switch places. Seriously? I wanna see them squirming and screaming in pleasure, especially if they've already started to squirm and scream a bit (that drives me wild) Stopping is like a sudden abrupt end of action. It totally interrupts my shlicking rhythm. Either I have to stop to rewind the video or get into some new thing they're doing. Just wait your turn, gosh.

EDIT: So in case anyone's interested, I finished the experiment! But I have to say the macaroni stirring analogy isn't really that close at all. The macaroni sound is more of a wet squishy sound and yeah...I'm not squishy. First, the sounds from thrusting the dildo in my vagina aren't as loud as the macaroni. The sound has a hint of suction to it kinda like a soft wet kiss. In conclusion, experiment failed. I don't sound like macaroni at all thanks! But it's okay, I still had a tasty lunch (especially the strawberries, yum...), and I feel pretty freaking good thanks to lots of dildo play and vibration. =P
 
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Well... guess it was time for something completely different.
 
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