Pornographic Pet Peeves.

[Daemon McRae]

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Aside from painfully bad english dubs, one thing I can't stand in Hentai is when they take like two or three minutes TALKING about what they're going to do to a character, and the actual "scene" takes like ten fucking seconds.

In rl, I hate, hate, HATE rhetorical questions! "Ooh, do you want to put it in me?? "No, you dumb bitch, I just let it out for air!"

Not much to say about cg's that hasn't already been said. Censorship that's basically pointless and all that.

And games, a highly disproportionate risk-reward ratio, favoring risk. "You mean I spent all that time getting to the end of this level for this?! Fark you, I'm off to go play Kue-mon."

 

[Exofluke]

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Exofluke is not a fan of TsunDere

Indeed. Abbreviating on what Cappy said, it's about realism to me. Random change in character doesn't help that.

I think it's also because I'm very much a humanist. I have enormous respect for good people. So on some kind of subconscious level, that mindset bleeds into my fantasy stuff. So seeing some guy or girl, who's the victim of tentacle rape as an example, turning their opinion 180 because of the pleasure - it just doesn't offer much dignity to the character(s). If you think about it, it's more disrespectful than rape itself.

Thank goodness it's just fantasy.

I will acknowledge story elements though. So depending on how far into the story and how much character development was made, some situations may make sense.

 

[Krim]

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Industrial real porn: Actresses talking all the time and describing everything that happens in an extremely overreated manner (Sasha grey stfu!); the camera focusing on the face or even worse using half the screen to show the hairy anus of one of the dudes; Story doesn't exist or it's awfully acted; people looking at the camera; bitches with boob jobs instead of naturals, and 30lbs of make up; overexaggerated moans; mandatory money shot at the end.

Amateur real porn: The maggot filming can't hold a camera right; sometimes bad lightning; the man appearing too much on screen or blocking the way; bitch doing duckface or some retarded smug expression that makes me want to punch her in the throat; any of the participants being obnoxious; the bitch cockteasing and not delivering or pulling some stupid dance with, of course, horrible background music.

Hentai magazines: The cover is 600% better looking than the actual content.
Hentai mangas: 200+ pages for one single story with the second half of the chapters being a boring rehash of the characters initially introduced.
Hentai doujins: Suddenly you discover half of it is filled with another story (Worse yet if said story is unrelated to the parodied series shown by the cover) from another author, who sucks at drawing.
HCG packs: 70 pages, 50 of which are lame cheap rehashes that add nothing valuable and slower the watching process.
Hentai games: Game? What game? This is a shitty visual novel yet sold in the "Game" category.
Hentai anime: The animation quality level being more inconsistent than an episode of Naruto. Based off a hentai manga? The drawing style of the actual animation doesn't resemble at all the original.

Hentai general: The female protagonist becomes mentally challenged as soon as a penis or another phallic object is thrusted in one of her holes, she becomes a dick obsessed sex machine after 5 minutes of sex; 30 secs of or no foreplay; the woman cumming before the male -> Suspension of Disbelief stumbles; everyone literally cum buckets; japanese men with giant glands? -> Suspension of Disbelief just fell out the window; people talking about pregnancy specifics during sex; Susprise scat/birthing/futa!; See that young looking girl? That's nooooooooooo girl, boy, noooooooooooo girl...

Pet Peeves of porn watching or reading: When you're thinking about watching porn and then there're unexpected guests; the headphones accidentally unplug and you had the volume high; Family member suddenly enters the room or walks by within the range of vision of the monitor (Even worse if the computer decides to lag while you're desperately trying to change or close the tab with your ninja reflex); Power outage before climax; Watching porn on a sfw board -> normal people walks by -> you quickly scroll down the page -> but then there is something even more obscene on screen! -> Crisis imminent. Must avoid disaster -> Poker Face engaged -> extremely awkward and robot-like attempt of chit-chat in order to distract the person and prevent him or her from watching the screen while spastically hitting the ALT + F4 and ALT + CTRL + DEL keys like a piano.

Finally finished downloading that extremely rare hentai movie you searched so many hours for...

It's dubbed.

 

[Luppikun]

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Hentai general: The female protagonist becomes mentally challenged as soon as a penis or another phallic object is thrusted in one of her holes, she becomes a dick obsessed sex machine after 5 minutes of sex;

I agree with all this. Oh, and I thought of another. When your source is too slow, and you can't open the porn in time and you lose the mood.

 

[Rule 34]

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Real porn: Flinchers. Girls that twitch away from a cumshot. Pisses me off.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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Real porn: Flinchers. Girls that twitch away from a cumshot. Pisses me off.

You would definitely not like me then!

 

[Copper]

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Seconded. But then again, I hate cumshots to begin with, so we get around this by not having them altogether.

 

[Ranger Princess]

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I'm with you sis. I like the way you think. Anti-Cumshot Sisters Team!

I don't really mind watching blowjobs but more just nibbling or licking around the head a bit. Deep throat makes me really really uncomfortable. Why would anyone want a huge penis down their throat? Ugh...I cringed just writing that...

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Yeah, deep throating is a huge turn off for me. I don't really see the appeal.

 

[Copper]

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Yeah, I can agree with that. BJ's as foreplay are fine, but not when they're the meat (yes, intentional) of the porn. As for deepthroating, well, some women are just...talented, I guess. So long as it's, again, realistic, even in hentai. I'm sorry, I don't care how good you are, unless you can dislocate your jaw, you are not getting something the size of a baseball bat down your throat. Not happening.

 

[Wonderboy]

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On the note of deepthroating, I have nothing against it, and as a matter of fact, I think I have a slight fetish for it. However, being a maybe overly empathic person, I want the girl to enjoy herself. And no, sorry, I don't believe that she's enjoying gagging on a penis being forced down her throat.

I guess my whole point is something along the lines of "I dislike bad deepthroaters." (bad deepthroaters account for around 99% of deepthroaters IMO.)

Sure, watching a girl shove her head down on some guys crotch like it's the last source of oxygen on earth has it's appeal, but not when she's emptying the contents of her stomach while doing it.

Also... I can't stand the sound of previously mentioned deepthroat videos... It's just so... Ugh.

As you can see, my views on deepthroating are very unrealistic, so it's a good thing we have hentai

 

[Copper]

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Suppose it's a good thing cartoons don't need to breathe, then *chuckles*

 

[Rule 34]

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You would definitely not like me then!

Yes, but you are real. I understand that in reality, facials are unpleasant (inb4 Copper whips Menage à 3 out again). But porn is fantasy, and in this fantasy the girls should be all over it - or it should be all over them.

 

[Kusanagi]

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Eh. Never really been a fan of the facial. I prefer the girl to swallow.

 

[Darmy647]

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I hate it when men talk during real porn too. In fact, its part of the reason im reluctant to watch real porn. I get going in a great porn, im past foreplay and having a blast theeeen the dude has to say something utterly retarded...or even worst, the girl thinks shes being hot by talking. Men and women in porno's need to just stay quiet for the sake of everyone.

As for Cosplay porn/anime cosplay porn (My personal favorite) I love nurses and cop outfits. I absolutely HATE it when that so called cosplay film only has the suit in the first 10 minutes. Grrrr i clicked this FOR the suit to stay on because it drives me wild, not to see it thrown off with 30 minutes still to go.

 

[Copper]

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Yes, but you are real. I understand that in reality, facials are unpleasant (inb4 Copper whips Menage à 3 out again). But porn is fantasy, and in this fantasy the girls should be all over it - or it should be all over them.

Hey now, it wasn't me posting the comic the last time. Still, I dunno. Can't get into it, though I'm of the opinion you're allowed to like what you like and not what you not. Usually just means I skip past that part or stop watching before the end *shrugs*

 

[Newbie]

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Usually just means I skip past that part or stop watching before the end *shrugs*

I figure most people finish before the end. *Rimshot*

 

[Copper]

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*facepalm*

*Throws a banana at Newbie*

 

[Host]

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Still, I dunno. Can't get into it, though I'm of the opinion you're allowed to like what you like and not what you not. Usually just means I skip past that part or stop watching before the end *shrugs*

That's not exactly unexpected. How many penises do you have? And you don't like watching blowjobs.
How many vaginal cavities do you have? And you like watching cunnilingus.

Without the appropriate equipment, it's very difficult to form an empathetic enjoyment towards the performance of an act upon the equipment itself, or so most sources tell me. As a being which has a penis, but no pussy, I can attest to finding cunnilingus generally unarousing. It's not to say that I don't like it, can't get off to it, or have some repulsion to the act. (Although, of course, I've never had to perform it; sources indicate that women taste like raw fish and ooze odd, puss like fluids worse than men, not to mention that the opening itself looks more like a rancid wound than anything...) It's just that oral actions on the vaginal cavity visually look about as arousing as jiggling an arrow stuck through my ribs. If it wasn't for the fact that, in porn, the focus is on the women and their arousal during cunnilingus, there would be very little for me to like. And with blowjobs, guys tend to remain silent, while the focus is on the female, making it even more difficult to empathise with the feeling of the act if you don't have the foreknowledge of what penile simulation feels like.

 

[ToxicShock]

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How many vaginal cavities do you have? And you like watching cunnilingus.

I might be really tired, but I got a completely different image for what "vaginal cavities" meant than I was supposed to.

Really I could never get into a lot of porn BECAUSE it's so easy to pick up on the falsities of it. That's not to suggest AGAINST the point of porn should be a fantasy and not really true to everyday life, but more FOR it in that they just ruin the fantasy. Watching porn in general often turns me off of a fetish or sex at all, and it's because of a complaint that I can't really phrase without sounding both like an idiot and an elitist, but goddamn these people can't even pretend they're trying to act, not only just in words but in body and expression.