Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Raptor dresses up in his pretty little suit for the big day*

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I object! RaptorJesus is cheating on me for this hussie?! After all the love-juice you gave me, baby, how can you do this? *sobbing pile*

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

It's my way of saying, "I'm going to rape you," which is another way I say hello.

Nothin' personal, babe!

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I object! RaptorJesus is cheating on me for this hussie?! After all the love-juice you gave me, baby, how can you do this? *sobbing pile*

Wait... Aren't you raptor's master and your using this marriage to also gain toxic as a pet but in a legal way?

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*hides a green and black collar with poison-tipped studs that she's been trying to measure to match Toxic's neck* @_@ Whatever gave you that idea?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*hides a green and black collar with poison-tipped studs that she's been trying to measure to match Toxic's neck* @_@ Whatever gave you that idea?

I don't know. Your monologue directly inside the courtroom detailing your plan for everyone to hear. It seems everyone but me, ignored you.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Hey now, don't bring up my disabilities -- I can't help that I type everything that I'm thinking.

Damnit, I have to pee, stupid being trapped at work. Oh, I need to remember to pick up dishwasher detergent at the store on the way home. Man, my boss is such a dinkleburg...

Oh, woops, there I go again! D:

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

why am I a hussie?

Damnit, I have to pee

Damnit! I may become a pet, but let's not rush these things!



As for my marriage with raptor, it will only go through if there is no prenup and I'm entitled to his religion should he die or something

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

It's only due to the willingness to be bent over the knee and given what-for, is all! Nothing personal!

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

why am I a hussie?



Damnit! I may become a pet, but let's not rush these things!



As for my marriage with raptor, it will only go through if there is no prenup and I'm entitled to his religion should he die or something

No prenuptial agreement, I just wanna tap dat ass.

Also, sure, you can have my religion when I die.

*Snickers-schemes*

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

It's a trap! A resurrection trap! D:

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

It's a trap! A resurrection trap! D:

*Covers wallpaper's mouth with long phallus*

Heh, obviously she's seeing delusions after taking in too much of my aphrodisiac, let me relieve her...

*Does the hibbity dibbity with wallpaper, squishing some eggs inside when he's done.*

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*fires up the infernal internals to make raptor-omelettes* XD Good times, RJ. Good times.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

My babies...

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Sorry, I'm already on a baby-making contract. You know how those go, with the owning of souls and the eternal damnation...

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I.. *cough* .. I do

I guess under certain stipulations that will be gone over later.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I.. *cough* .. I do[color][size]

I guess under certain stipulations that will be gone over later.

*Raptor kisses his bride*

QUICK SOMEONE PRONOUNCE US!

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Toxic: Man, RJ: Wife!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Toxic: Man, RJ: Wife!

WHOOOO! ITS OFFICIAL AND LEGAL

You saw it here folks