Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

OBJECTION!

The prosecution is a dinosaur!

The defendant's lawyer is clearly a racist towards reptiles, can we truly expect a fair trial?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Dinosaurs are a reptile Raptor. Also, it's the defendant's lawyer, he's arguing against you. Who is the damn baliff? We need someone to go catch the making himself more guilty by the moment toxic

 

[BurningGold]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

We don't have time to wait for the baliff, he's getting closer and closer to Mexico!
By the time the baliff goes after him he'll be drinking cheap booze with slutty women.
Forget it, ill get him!
* Chases after toxic*

 

[lurker]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

WE GOT A RUNNER! *Balif runs after Toxic*

 

[Wonderboy]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Well, technically dinosaurs were not reptiles... They were dinosaurs.
Closest modern relative would be a mix between a half bird-half reptile and another bird...

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Well, technically dinosaurs were not reptiles... They were dinosaurs.
Closest modern relative would be a mix between a half bird-half reptile and another bird...

The audience does not respect my heritage! I call for a snack break!

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

The audience does not respect my heritage! I call for a snack break!

Sustained. Snack break till toxic is back.

*Gets out of robes and is sweating.*

 

[Caulder]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Watches the whole trial quietly*

I move we charge Toxic with resisting court, with the punishment being judge Dia raping him up the ass with a strap-on.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Watches the whole trial quietly*

I move we charge Toxic with resisting court, with the punishment being judge Dia raping him up the ass with a strap-on.

Can it be a spiky strap-on with bumps and can it be two way?

 

[Caulder]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Can it be a spiky strap-on with bumps and can it be two way?

Yes. It must.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Yes. It must.

Go fetch then. I'm too lazy to move my anoeroxic ass off the bench. Also ignore the fact I am using oxygen tanks to breathe.

 

[Caulder]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

No. Move your lazy old ass, woman!

As for the court case, we shall take a short recess.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I move that the court recognize that there are tentacles in the room, and are very horny.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I move that the court recognize that there are tentacles in the room, and are very horny.

Sustained. Burrito, go fetch the nets and capture them. They'll need transporting to the ranches. I'm going to get my strap-on now.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

One of them has found sanctuary inside the sanctity of my anal passage.

I do believe it has pumped eggs inside, your honor.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I've been here the entire time, I just haven't spoken. I can't be blamed for ignorance to bring attention to my presence

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

It's because you're a woman with the head and shoulders of a man. We proved this in the ranch case.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Proved what, that's not even a court case, that was just legal documentation, nothing of which had to do with my gender that can be applied to here, except for the one question of gender to which I responded; "I'm not NOT the choice that is opposite of female" Meaning it is legally documented and recognized that I am, in fact, a male.

The only thing being discussed there is whether that would change in the future, but as for now, it's all man, baby

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Proved what, that's not even a court case, that was just legal documentation, nothing of which had to do with my gender that can be applied to here, except for the one question of gender to which I responded; "I'm not NOT the choice that is opposite of female" Meaning it is legally documented and recognized that I am, in fact, a male.

The only thing being discussed there is whether that would change in the future, but as for now, it's all man, baby

Overruled. It says your not the opposite sex of female.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Gender: I'm not NOT the choice that is opposite of female

Please reread as you are mistaken.

not not is a double negative, immediately ruling each other out, what remains is "the opposite of female"