Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Just because you are not not male does not mean that you are male, you could just be part male (A.K.A. your head and shoulders are male while the rest of you isn't). Plus, you could have lied on the form.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Toxic...... Your either a willy female vixen, or a man with a woman's face, take your pick.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I do have effeminate facial features..

I didn't lie on the form, as that would be illegal. And although "not NOT male" isn't necessarily male, "opposite of female" clearly means I'm not female.


I am shocked that I have to explain this and may I mention that in the bylaws of this forum, both sides must agree on a judge, and I haven't approved any of the three of you.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Toxic is, based on his location, an abortion. And before a woman's egg is fertilized, it is female. As such, Toxic is female.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Toxic is, based on his location, an abortion. And before a woman's egg is fertilized, it is female. As such, Toxic is female.

I would be an abortion if it was a trash can (also vacuum nozzles), but because it is a toxic waste barrel (also tampons) that merely means I am an abomination, not abortion.

Mutated I may be, female I am not

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Toxic is a futa.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

I have to talk this over with my lawyer but that may be acceptable

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Raptor squeezes Toxic's breasts*

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Wallpaper squeezes Toxic's breasts*

 

[Pheonix Alugere]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Pheonix forces Toxic to touch Toxic's breasts*

 

[Caulder]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*Bangs his gavel* Order in this damn court! *crosses arms*

Raptor, you may present your evidence.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Counter sue for sexual harassment?

Wait, is it still "harassment" if you enjoy it?

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

My evidence is the lack of prosecution, your honor.

Can we say that Toxic deserves to be sued? Yes.

Can we say that Toxic has been sued? No.

*Flaps his arms like a bird*

I rest my case.

 

[Caulder]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Case has been made. Judges, what are your opinions? I believe that Toxic should be sued more.

 

[wallpaper]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

*rises from the seats and waves a hand* if by 'sued' you mean 'sowed' and by 'sowed' you mean impregnated by tentacles, then I agree.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Case hasn't started, I have been denied my rights. I have never accepted any of you as judges and, as such, do not validate your ruling.

My opponent claims racism, but acts himself like a bird, evidence obvious of an uncle tom

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

The defendant is showing hypocrisy, your honor, when he himself is aunt Jane.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

The defendant doesn't understand the claim, and has yet had a chance to talk with his own attorney

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

Simply for the sake of objecting.

But, I digress, the defendant ran out of the court following his prosecution, if that doesn't admit to guilt, I don't know what does.

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock

That admits to a fear of dinosaur people dressed in suits! Nothing more.