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Raptor Jesus sues Toxic Shock


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DarkFire1004 said:
OBJECTION!

The prosecution is a dinosaur!
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The defendant's lawyer is clearly a racist towards reptiles, can we truly expect a fair trial?
 
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Dinosaurs are a reptile Raptor. Also, it's the defendant's lawyer, he's arguing against you. Who is the damn baliff? We need someone to go catch the making himself more guilty by the moment toxic
 
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We don't have time to wait for the baliff, he's getting closer and closer to Mexico!
By the time the baliff goes after him he'll be drinking cheap booze with slutty women.
Forget it, ill get him!
* Chases after toxic*
 
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WE GOT A RUNNER! *Balif runs after Toxic*
 
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Well, technically dinosaurs were not reptiles... They were dinosaurs.
Closest modern relative would be a mix between a half bird-half reptile and another bird...
 
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Wonderboy said:
Well, technically dinosaurs were not reptiles... They were dinosaurs.
Closest modern relative would be a mix between a half bird-half reptile and another bird...
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The audience does not respect my heritage! I call for a snack break!
 
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*Watches the whole trial quietly*

I move we charge Toxic with resisting court, with the punishment being judge Dia raping him up the ass with a strap-on.
 
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Burrito_of_DOOM! said:
*Watches the whole trial quietly*

I move we charge Toxic with resisting court, with the punishment being judge Dia raping him up the ass with a strap-on.
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Can it be a spiky strap-on with bumps and can it be two way?
 
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No. Move your lazy old ass, woman!

As for the court case, we shall take a short recess.
 
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I move that the court recognize that there are tentacles in the room, and are very horny.
 
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RaptorJesus said:
I move that the court recognize that there are tentacles in the room, and are very horny.
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Sustained. Burrito, go fetch the nets and capture them. They'll need transporting to the ranches. I'm going to get my strap-on now.
 
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One of them has found sanctuary inside the sanctity of my anal passage.

I do believe it has pumped eggs inside, your honor.
 
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I've been here the entire time, I just haven't spoken. I can't be blamed for ignorance to bring attention to my presence
 
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It's because you're a woman with the head and shoulders of a man. We proved this in the ranch case.
 
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Proved what, that's not even a court case, that was just legal documentation, nothing of which had to do with my gender that can be applied to here, except for the one question of gender to which I responded; "I'm not NOT the choice that is opposite of female" Meaning it is legally documented and recognized that I am, in fact, a male.

The only thing being discussed there is whether that would change in the future, but as for now, it's all man, baby
 
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ToxicShock said:
Proved what, that's not even a court case, that was just legal documentation, nothing of which had to do with my gender that can be applied to here, except for the one question of gender to which I responded; "I'm not NOT the choice that is opposite of female" Meaning it is legally documented and recognized that I am, in fact, a male.

The only thing being discussed there is whether that would change in the future, but as for now, it's all man, baby
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Overruled. It says your not the opposite sex of female.
 
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ToxicShock said:
Gender: I'm not NOT the choice that is opposite of female
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Please reread as you are mistaken.

not not is a double negative, immediately ruling each other out, what remains is "the opposite of female"
 
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