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Bootfuck the door into splinters baby!
 
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I fucking hate my roommate's total lack of regard for other people's sleep right now.
First off, he gets up several hours earlier than I do. In that time, he thinks it's fine and dandy to put his tv on so loudly that I can hear it as if it were in my room, and he loves to sing. So the whole time he is getting ready to leave for whatever he leaves for, the fucker is singing. He's not even singing to the tv or to music. He's just singing. His clippers are also incredibly fucking loud.
But none of that is the worst bit. The worst bit is his goddam shitkissing alarm clock. He NEVER turns it off. EVER. It goes off three or four times in the morning, and he'll just let it blast until he gets around to hitting the snooze button. THE SNOOZE BUTTON MEANS THE FUCKING CLOCK WILL GO OFF AGAIN DICKFACE. Worse, he doesn't turn it off when he leaves to go sleep somewhere else. At the time of my writing this, his [insert expletives here, too tired to think of appropriately vile language] alarm clock has been going off for the past half hour, and of course nobody can turn it off because his room is locked.
I want to burn you alive after shooting you in the face with a shotgun. Fuck you, fuck your transexual homofag ass, fuck your motherfucking liver shitting alarm clock, you need to die you inconsiderate fuck.


I think Mo hacked Alias.
 
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Do you need a hug too Alias?

Please note that I have full sypathy for your situation, I just wanna be an ass.
 
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YES. Give me your FUCKING hugs.

haha, yeah I thought about doing that at the time but I'm not really the kind of person that gets overtly physical over little stuff like that. I just needed to bitch to somebody about it, and you guys were handy - after that I was fine =D
 
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Awww... I wanted to hear about Alias bootfucking a door.
 
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any story involving bootfucking is a story I wanna hear
 
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It's only kinky if he actually gets off while bootfucking said door. I myself do get off when bootfucking doors.
 
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It's only kinky if he actually gets off while bootfucking said door. I myself do get off when bootfucking doors.

Indeed!

Is bootfucking only used in the military then as an actual term?
 
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Oh I use it all the time.
just.... not in the same context.
 
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Jumping Spiders? Jumping Spiders?! I can one up this. No, scratch that, I can TWO up this!

*X-chops above his crotch*
 
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The topic was cuteness :(
 
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It's a snake.

How can it not be cute?
 
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ARRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHNEEEEEEEEEEHEHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
 
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What did you finally break down and look at the spider pics?
 
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He must not like snakes either... I think he lives in an urban paradise where there are no creepy crawly critters about.
 
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I guess I probably shouldn't mention the fact that unless you're in a completely sterile environment (like the space station), then you are no further than 3-4 feet from a spider.

Oh, shit, wait... That was my outside voice, wasn't it? ;)
 
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There are spiders in space!
 
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Yeah, but those ones are all either trapped in cages as test subjects, so you can move far enough away from them, or are the giant space spiders that killed the russian space program, and of those are 3-4 feet away, you're already dead.
 
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Never mind, I can't find a decent picture of the spiders from Lost in Space :(
 
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