About you guys complaining how comic books make no sense, keep in mind that the more popular super heroes are often ludicrous. I mean, we have several people who can fly without any consistent explanation, whether it be some special energy that keeps them airborne or even just magic. We have a man who becomes a ninja and dresses up as a bat to scare criminals. We have a boy that transforms into a super hero simply by yelling SHAZAM. Nuclear radiation does whatever the fuck. And a woman born out of clay can become the Spirit of Truth.
This whole alternative reality issue is but a fracture of how ridiculous comic books can really be. And people always complained that Manga/Anime were really weird. Sure we don't have tentacles that rape. But for the love of all that is omniscient, we were given SNOWFLAME - a villain that is literally powered by crack. BY. CRACK.
And you really want something that's just nonsensical BEYOND reason?
Marvel Zombies. And it's retarded fanbase (I'm shocked it even had fans)