Re: Video Game Riddles
Nope, still got nothing.
*waves hand* Video game ignorance story time!
So, I worked in a store that sold video and computer games for 6 years. My favorite customers were the grandmothers that would come in and say "So, my grandson wants the newest Grand Theft Auto. Do you have it?" "Y-eah. How old is he?" "He's ten." *facepalm*
"My daughter wants the Sims. Is it appropriate?" "How old is she?" "Twelve." "Well..." And I was *always* honest with them. I'd explain the huggy-kissy-smootchy-Vibro-bed bits and how the Sims *can* have same sex relationships and my end statement was usually "But if you're okay with that, by all means, here, let me sell you the expansions."
And now the true story "I couldn't make this shit up if I tried" portion:
In the declining days of the Nintendo 64, we had fewer and fewer games available to us. In fact, our selection was limited to about five titles: Catch that Pikachu, Perfect Dark, some sports games, and Conker's Bad Fur Day. I'm coming up from the music department, which takes me past where we have the N64 games displayed and I see my co-worker talking with a man and handing him Conker, stating (kid you not) "Well, this one's got a squirrel, so it might be all right." I stop, spin, and put myself between the two of them. "Who are you getting that for, sir?" "My son." "How old?" "Seven." "No. No, no no. Give me that. This game is rated M. The back of the box says he starts the game drunk. Does he like Pokemon?" *Deathglare to moron co-worker*
Another time, I'm talking with this couple and they're asking me about the Sims. "How do you change the language setting on it?" "Well, I'm sure there's something in the configuration, though I'd think the default would be English. Why?" "Well, they're all speaking French!" *facepalm* *Holding myself up with a shelf* "No, they're speaking Sim. It's a gibberish language." "Oh. Really?" "Yes. You're fine." "Good. Thanks!"