Re: Warehouse 13 (External and Internal)
Chris turns to Kevin with a slight grin. "Exactly! Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to work properly."
He turns to Roger and Akira and answers them as well. "Ah, see some of these artifacts here can cause strange things to occur. One of the ones in here, allows people to literally walk through walls when worn, but also warps the mind in doing so. Let's see ...."
He finds the shelf that's on, and plucks what appears to be a feather off some native american thing. "Alright, now don't try this yourselves, luckily I'm already half fucked in the head so this won't affect me with such short exposure. Watch."
He takes said feather in his hand, then proceeds to move it right through one of the support beams of the warehouse, onto the other side of the beam up to his elbow. After a moment he withdraws it, and replaces the feather. "We think more of this particular one may have been made, but you can see where being able to walk in undetected into a high security building with anything on you would be a problem, yes?"
He shakes his head. "And if that wasn't bad enough, some of these artifacts channel evil through them, and change people. Take Lucrezia Borgia for example, the hair comb of hers we brought in a year ago could cause whoever held it to go absolutely mad and try to kill anyone they deemed a threat to their "loved one", who usually didn't reciprocate. In actuality, they could force mind control over most people as well. However, not all artifacts are dangerous, though it's up to us to decide that. Take the Tesla for example."
He heads over to a table and picks up some kind of gun. "Invented by Nikola Tesla, this was meant to be an alternative to bullets. It has ten settings, though I don't advise going over setting two. Whoever is zapped with this will be render unconcious for a short time, and will have their short term memory erased. Very useful if you have to shoot your way out of things, but it needs periodic charging."
He sets the weapon down and his voice takes a slightly darker tone. "As for the BSAA part of us, if we're called in on that, our job is to contain, and if need be, eliminate viral made weapons created by terrorists. That's the not so fun part about our job, and I won't lie, it can be very dangerous, possibly even more so than these dangerous artifacts. Since the artifacts can't think for themselves, and these viral weapons can .... do you see my point?"
