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The reply "Thats why god invented abortion."
 
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Reading the phrase "Would would jesus do?" in response to a relationship question and immediately thinking of Raptor Jesus's response to the issue.

The reply "Thats why god invented abortion."

You guys are right. Those things are fantastic. XD
 
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Re-reading this article from Discover magazine about exploring Europa and the possibility of life. The article is pretty interesting but the reason I'm posting about it is because I love the analogy the author uses to describe Jupiter and the moons...

Ranger's Summary: Jupiter is a roman god that likes to play around with young women and the occasional little boy. Io is the unlucky one. She is so close that she get face mauled by Jupiter's heat, radiation and odor. Ganymede and Callisto are too far away so they just get a little foreplay and teasing but never any fun. Europa is the lucky girl. She's in just the right spot so that she's protected from Jupiter's nasty body odor and gets just the right amount of attention to be in a state of permanent orgasm - therefore Europa's happy pussy may support life. Ok, so that's not exactly how the author wrote it, but that's how my dirty mind interpretted it. I'll always remember Europa as the moon of constant orgasms.

If you wanna read the article, it's The part I just summarized is on page 3.
 
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Decided to go through the bottom of my dresser, found awesome, intact shirts that still fit and I've never really worn :D
 
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intact shirt? are you like the hulk, every time you flex they split at the seams?
 
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No, they just tend to get small holes in them, which then grow into larger holes, as I work with acids (and bases).
 
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Every time I see or hear the word "acid" I think of this:

Do whatchu otta, add acid to watah.

I hate it, but for some reason it puts a stupid little grin on my face.
 
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At least your clothes have holes for a reason. I have a friend whose clothes just kind of disintegrate. X)
 
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My boxers and shirts open up for no reason.
 
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Patapon 2 arrived today.
 
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Some of you may remember me linking the statistics about porn on the chat the other day, specifically which town had the highest searches for it per capita. Well guess what city just sent me a packet from their university wanting me to apply. What's more, it actually looks like a pretty good option :D
 
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porn-university-book.jpg
 
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Listening to my math teacher equate every problem to being a cheerleader, then directing them to the only girl in the class.
 
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Getting my $275 overcoat in the mail and finding that it fits me just about perfectly for my birthday.
 
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Driving down the road and seeing a car that looked like somebody drove it straight out of a junkyard after it had sat there for 40 years. I wish I had taken a picture, it was like 20% blue 80% rust.

Also, delicious looking people. Seeing them always brightens otherwise dreary days. Mmm...yum.
 
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I finally got Towers of Midnight today. I'll really have to get around to reading Mistborn sometime, too. Oh, and I also got Crown of Shadows and I Shall Wear Midnight, since I wanted free delivery from Amazon.
 
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New Makoto Tateno manga in at work. New Pink CD. And some awesome story reviews. Oh, and chocolate cake, too!
 
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A new game is coming out for the PSP. And it's being released in Europe close to my birthday. Words cannot describe how giddy I am right now.
 
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