Woman finds and rapes long lost son.

[BurningGold]

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What the flying fuck?

 

[ToxicShock]

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Psh, I'd hit it, what's that kid complaining about?

"Oh just the fact it's his MOM!" "JESUS CHRIST, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! WHAT A SICK BITCH"

 

[Nunu]

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*high fives toxic*

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Holy crap. I was expecting Grandma Wrinkles, not Milf-y McHotashell.

 

[Caulder]

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Holy crap. I was expecting Grandma Wrinkles, not Milf-y McHotashell.

Second'd

 

[lurker]

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Holy crap. I was expecting Grandma Wrinkles, not Milf-y McHotashell.

Thirded, I'd hit that...

with a FRYING PAN! *Thwacks!*
"A frying pan? you little T*!@!"
Hey, wasn't he meant to fall off here?

 

[BurningGold]

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Holy crap. I was expecting Grandma Wrinkles, not Milf-y McHotashell.

Second'd

You would think someone of her level of attractiveness could seduce someone who is her own damn age and a lot better looking, right? I'm still trying to figure out what on Earth would possess this woman to do something like this.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Hey, we don't know, maybe the son's hot too.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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Or maybe it wasn't her that seduced the son... But the other way around!?!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Or maybe it wasn't her that seduced the son... But the other way around!?!

haha "Breaking news update: Turns out the son is 4."



"Damn it John, you can't say that on air, it's not even true"
"Who cares, Diane? It's funny. Besides, I'm an anchor, I can say whatever the hell I want, and people will believe it."
"Besides the fact he was put up for adoption 10 years ago"
"Uhhh... THIS JUST IN...age...reducing..... cream. More on that storynever*cough* TIDAL WAVES IN THE SOUTH TODAY...

 

[Loli Defense Force]

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The son should just be glad he's not this person:

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[Copper]

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Sweet Jesus. Evil's evil, mister, but that's just wrong. Firstly, minor! I may gawk at men younger than me, but I know the jailbait is "look, don't touch." Second, I can see if she didn't know it was her son (and I hope to God he didn't know she was his real mother.), but to seek him out and then to do that (considering they use the word "rape")?! Uh-uh, no way, hold the phone, stop. I think I'm glad she'd given that kid up. Personally, I don't care how hot she is, that is just wrong. I agree with Lurker. Somebody get me a baseball bat...

 

[ZeroSpace]

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...Well...
Uh... I don't think it matters.
I mean, we don't have enough details as to what happened to give a good option, all we know is that 35 yr old mom fucked her long given up son, I say it doesn't really matter if the guy ain't complianting.

 

[Wonderboy]

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Yeah, srysly... She's crazy...

 

[SirOni]

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Haha wow, this has equal parts of both Epic and Win.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Shota-fan?

 

[SirOni]

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Straight shota, yes. Though the corruption of anything pleases me to no end. Here's hoping the kid got a valuable life lesson from this.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I'm at a complete loss of what to say to this article... wow.

 

[cross_grave]

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I know what to say.

This is hilarious.

 

[SirOni]

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Well said!