Member Announcements Thread

[Lucas]

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Earwigs...bleh. x_x

I have a personal vendetta against ants. Why you ask? Because when I was 7, the little fuckers crawled into a box of Bugle corn chips, died, and then I accidentally ate them.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I ate a donut crawling with live ants a few months ago... the shit I do on a dare.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Don't really see that being weird if you ask me

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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Ants are good protein.

Donuts, however, are not.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Hence, the ants cancelled out the donut

 

[ToxicShock]

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I'd say, given the situation, eating the donut was the "dare' part.

 

[Hentaispider]

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Hence, the ants cancelled out the donut

Of course. Did you know that calories eaten while walking don't count?

 

[Obeliskos]

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I ate a donut crawling with live ants a few months ago... the shit I do on a dare.

I ate ants as a kid. Goddamn Rugrats.

 

[Chibichibi]

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There is one animal i hate with the unbridled fury of a thousand fiery suns going supernova... and that's fire ants. The scourge of the fucking South. Those little bastards need to die in a fire.

In fact, I'm going to pour some boiling water on the nest i found on my front lawn. It's always fun to see them fleeing the nest in a mass exodus in some other part of the yard and pouring water on them there too.

EDIT: One of my friends was killed in a car accident on the way here from Atlanta yesterday....

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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Chibi... I'm sorry hun. I don't know what to say. My condolences to you and your friend's family.

 

[Hentaispider]

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There is one animal i hate with the unbridled fury of a thousand fiery suns going supernova... and that's fire ants. The scourge of the fucking South. Those little bastards need to die in a fire.

In fact, I'm going to pour some boiling water on the nest i found on my front lawn. It's always fun to see them fleeing the nest in a mass exodus in some other part of the yard and pouring water on them there too.

EDIT: One of my friends was killed in a car accident on the way here from Atlanta yesterday....

Torturing and killing non-sentient beings is fun, isn't it?

 

[Wonderboy]

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Aaawww...

So sorry to hear that Chibi

My condolences to both you and your friends family.

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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I looked at my User CP, just like I do about 15 times a day, and I saw that my recent listings of +rep -rep looked like this!

I'm ready for Christmas!

 

[Wonderboy]

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Heh, I'm ready for Summer

Or St. Patricks day^^ Oh, and if you neg-rep me now just to piss on my parade, (Get it?) then go eat burnt marshmallows

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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RRRAAAAWWWWRRRR

Someone gave me plus rep, and ruined my christmas lights!

I demand you reveal yourself, so that I might call you offensive names!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Sorry

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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WHY YOU!

*Brace for impact*

YOU ABSOLUTE WASTE OF LIFE! YOU SHOULD BE THE POSTER CHILD FOR ABORTION!

YOU'RE SO UGLY, WOMEN WOULD RATHER MASTURBATE WITH A CHEESE GRATER THAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

AND YOU... YOU...

YOU LOOK LIKE RICHARD SIMMONS!

 

[ToxicShock]

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Woah, calm down. It wasn't me

 

[Caulder]

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There. Even for ya now?

 

[Mamono Assault Force]

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No! That didn't help at all! It was in perfect sequence, green, red, green, red, green, like on a christmas tree!