There is one animal i hate with the unbridled fury of a thousand fiery suns going supernova... and that's fire ants. The scourge of the fucking South. Those little bastards need to die in a fire.
In fact, I'm going to pour some boiling water on the nest i found on my front lawn. It's always fun to see them fleeing the nest in a mass exodus in some other part of the yard and pouring water on them there too.
EDIT: One of my friends was killed in a car accident on the way here from Atlanta yesterday....