Re: Member Announcements Thread
All right. Back from my school trip to foreign countries in east-europe, which I told no one about. So, we went on last wedensday and came back yesterday, we were wondering if we would be able to take a plane because of the ash, but it cleared up long enough for us to go to our first destination: Prague.
Prague was awesome, although the beds were rock hard, we went sightseeing with a guide and stuff, and boring shit happened. Oh and in our free time, me and some others went to a sex-machine museum and watched the first porn movie evah. That sucked, and was nasty, it was a fat old woman randomly massaging her tits and pussy before moving to her stomach. Yes, she was cuddling her stomach randomly.
After that we took a train to Wien. Awesomeness indeed. We looked at some posh palaces the hauptbürger's made, aswell as some grotto with water in it, and some forest with another castle. On the last day in Wien, we took the train to Bratislava, and looked at some shitty castle, before taking the water way back to Wien.
Budapest was the most awesome, we saw a spinning sign(with pointing arrows)saying "Sex Shops". In other words, there were sex shops in all directions. At some point we went to a thermal bath, with pre-paid massage. The massage was pretty....special. First of all the massager was a gorilla, wearing nothing but a towel, and bare torso covered in black hair, and of course he was fat. However, this is not the worst part, the worst part is the way he massaged. You got into the room, wearing a boxer and a bathing shorts, he says for you to take off your clothes and you leave the boxer on, but of course this is unaceptable and he tells you "nudy, nudy!" Boxers fly off. Completely naked he dries you, and then starts massaging you. First your leg, and then up your thighs, before stopping at your butt-cheeks. he massages you butt-cheeks, 1 inch from you asshole. Remember you are nude, not even a towel covering you. You get really uncomfortable and try to relax, but no, he smears some cream on you ass, and continues. At this point his colleague comes in, an ugly looking cripple, and he watches you while panting.
The one before me freaked out, and escaped while shouting no more, no more, take the next one. That led to me getting a russian guy
with clothes and I was allowed to keep my boxer on.
On the plane home I played " Legend of Zelda; Island of the Windfish." on gameboy colour.
And thats the reason I have been gone from here for a week, a lot of shit happened here. Tenta quit and stuff.... but on the plus side I got a +rep for not being here, and one for being goofy.
