Confessions

[the_taken]

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I don't know my medical history. I don't want to end up with a child with autism, or any of the other nasty genetic problems out there.

Hence the genetic profile idea.

My point still stands. If genetic profiling was as through as you want, you'd probably discover that you have a 0.5% of have an autistic child, and there's nothing you can do about it. Also, what Pale said.

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I don't drink too often. I have a a beer when Dad pulls them out, but drinking 'till I puke or can't talk isn't fun, so I don't do that after the first time. That said, I love jokes about Drunk people. And people, animals and/or robots walking into a bar.

 

[Kusanagi]

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And people, animals and/or robots walking into a bar.

2 guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
*ba-dum-tsch*

 

[Hentaispider]

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A skeleton walked into an undead bar and enjoyed the strip show.

 

[SirOni]

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I will always be alone and wishing I wasn't.

I've been alone for as long as I remember, only have about 2 close friends that I can trust and even then I only see them on the weekends, not even every weekend. Though summer holidays is rolling around so maybe I'll get to see them a bit more. But yeah, I have my odd days where the loneliness gets to me really badly, but in the end I'm the only person I can fully trust everyone else will eventually disappoint me so I turn my loneliness into a positive. And hopefully if I ever do get into power the whole world can burn with me. Probably explains why I've started drinking a lot more than I usually do...

I don't know my medical history. I don't want to end up with a child with autism, or any of the other nasty genetic problems out there.

Hence the genetic profile idea.

Then get a test tube baby designed how you want it. Failing that keep having abortions until you've got the right baby. Make sure to keep the aborted fetus' and put them in jars and on shelves in a small room. That way if your kid ever misbehaves you can send him or her to the room and scream at them through the door that they could have easily ended up like their unborn brothers and sisters.

Um. Instead of having babies with my husband i have a date with a Turkey baster at a clinic.

This made me lol hard.

I only drink until I get a buzz going. I don't drink to get drunk. Apparently I'm super horny when I'm drunk.

I'm actually the polar opposite of what I'm usually like when I'm drunk. I'm happy and social and try to make people laugh and such. Well, when I'm with other people anyway.

 

[Mirchie]

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Then get a test tube baby designed how you want it. Failing that keep having abortions until you've got the right baby. Make sure to keep the aborted fetus' and put them in jars and on shelves in a small room. That way if your kid ever misbehaves you can send him or her to the room and scream at them through the door that they could have easily ended up like their unborn brothers and sisters.

Oni scares me sometimes >_>

Good idea though.

 

[Nunu]

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old joke is old.

 

[SirOni]

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Indeed, but it's still an awesome one. And no doubt effective at getting your child to behave him/herself.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Is it so bad that I don't want my child to end up like me?

Is it so bad that I'd like my child to be normal?

I wouldn't know how to deal with a kid that was anything like me. I wouldn't know how to deal with it if they got some crippling genetic disease. I wouldn't know how to deal with it if they were a reclusive shut in like myself because nobody fucking diagnosed what they had til it was too late.

If that makes me a shallow bitch for wanting a normal kid, then I'm a shallow bitch.

 

[SirOni]

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Eh, I don't really care how you want your child/ren, thats your decision after all. Was just putting out some options. Mildly creepy suggestions, but suggestions nonetheless. Personally I'd love to have a hateful little bastard child just like me. Then I could have a sidekick to help me take down the world

 

[Chibichibi]

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Who would turn on you as soon as you'd accomplished your goals. *amused*

 

[SirOni]

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Not likely, cos as soon as the little fucker is born I'll have a minute bomb implanted into its head.

 

[Chibichibi]

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And here I thought I had issues.

New goal.

Make sure none of my Children end up like Oni.

 

[SirOni]

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I dont have issues. I have what people call 'a plan'. And there's nothing wrong with your children ending up like me. You should feel blessed if they ended up like me!

 

[Pale]

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Wait... Chibs. You hinted that you had some terrifying undiagnosed disease that went undetected far too late? Sounds like a Confession right there..

P

 

[Wonderboy]

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I like my kids rare to medium-rare with some chips and a nice bottle of red.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Wait... Chibs. You hinted that you had some terrifying undiagnosed disease that went undetected far too late? Sounds like a Confession right there..

P

It's not terrifying.

It's just the reason I'm a shut in.

 

[Sinfulwolf]

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I like my kids rare to medium-rare with some chips and a nice bottle of red.

But they come pre-marinated

 

[Sponge]

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It's not terrifying.

It's just the reason I'm a shut in.

So your saying you have something that keeps you from socializing? My ex had Dairyaries disease (something like that, hard to spell). It made some of her skin scab up uncontrollably, but I loved her so much I didn't care about that. I'd even make sure to give her massages and put soothing gels along her shoulders (where they mostly occured) She kept telling me she was ugly because of this, but I kept telling her she wasn't.

 

[Chibichibi]

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This is one of those things i don't think I'm ready to make a confession about.

I don't know if what i have is Genetic or not, but that was the whole point of my comments. Genetic profile and maybe i can figure it out.

 

[OAMP]

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Eh, I almost got offended by your comments, but almost. I know how you feel. I have bad feet, and sometimes I swear they scream "Hey ladies look! Unhealthy guy, don't mate don't mate!"