Epic Quotes

[Vlanitak]

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'And they say blizzard games don't have bugs!'

'THIS IS NOT WARCRAFT IN SPACE! It's much more sophisicated!'

<3 starcraft and Effort <3

"Argh, curse your sudden, but inevitable, betrayel!" Wash - Firefly/Serenity

"Hate is like a poison, do not let it cloud your reason." Sun Tzu - The art of war

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for lot's of good quotes.

 

[Kusanagi]

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"The bomb's at A, it's at A, it's at A, it's at.... it's at B . . . . ."
*KABOOM*
-Some friends when we were playing CT in CS:Source on a long map.

"I HATE HOW THEY KEEP MILKING POWER RANGERS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT'S DEAD. YOU DON'T MILK DEAD COWS, IT'S CREEPY YOU ASSFUCKS."
-Me

 

[ToxicShock]

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"The bomb's at A, it's at A, it's at A, it's at.... it's at B . . . . ."
*KABOOM*
-Some friends when we were playing CT in CS:Source on a long map.

"My man? My man, my man. W-w-w-what's this thing with all these numbers?"
"...It's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a.."
"Nononononono. If it was a bomb, the alarms would go off cuz all these hotels have bomb alarms, right?"
".....*This is a Type-A Alert, please evacuate*"

"Korben. Korben, my man, you know how to stop this right? ... Korben?"

-fifth element

 

[Momiji]

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"I did not...come this far...to die now.." Left 4 Dead 2, Nick.

 

[lurker]

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"I did not...come this far...to die now.." Left 4 Dead 2, Nick.

I hate (enter any noun here)- Francis, Left 4 Dead

 

[Momiji]

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I hate (enter any noun here)- Francis, Left 4 Dead

But you know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

 

[Archer]

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Any quote from ellis during dark carnival is gold. Especially with him getting all hyper over kiddieland.

 

[Momiji]

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Any quote from ellis during dark carnival is gold. Especially with him getting all hyper over kiddieland.

I especially love Coach and Nick at the beginning of Dark Carnival.

"Oh man, I used to go there all the time as a kid!"

"Oh good, now we can die there as adults."

 

[Obeliskos]

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Oh man, KIDDIELAND!!!

 

[lurker]

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Customer: “What cigarettes would you recommend?”

Me: “I’m actually only 16, I don’t smoke.”

Customer: “Oh well then which cigars are your favorite?”

Me: “I’m only 16, I don’t smoke.”

Customer: “Okay then. Do you sell marijuana?”

Me: “That’s actually illegal.”

Customer: “What? When did that happen?”

Notalwaysright, a perfect place for lulzy situations

 

[Copper]

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Okay, don't make me do the entire script from Princess Bride...

And I just read that today, Lurker. I love that site. Especially working retail. And! I have two entries on it! Somewhere back-a-ways *laughs*

Random bits brought to you from various sources and my inability to focus at 4 in the morning.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. - Bumper sticker wisdom

If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting? - Bumper sticker wisdom

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups - Bumper sticker wisdom (but kind of like that Tommy Lee Jones one up there.)

There's nothing queer about loving another human being - Pin wisdom

Yeah, yeah, I know the customer is always right, but fuck you anyway! - Pin wisdom

Life is short. Break some rules. - Pin wisdom

"Don't worry. I can fly." - Yuna, FFX

Rikku: (about bossmonster) Think it wants a password?
Paine: How about "Kick its ass"?

"*scream of terror* I-i-i-itttt's LU BU!" - Every Dynasty Warriors game since, like, 2 on up.

"Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly

"Our freedom at times may be tested; however, it will never be destroyed...Whenever our country's liberty is assaulted, let the punishing shield of freedom land its mighty blow." - Captain America

Wolverine: Whoa! Hold it! It's me!
Cyclops: *ready to blast him with an eye beam* Prove it.
Wolverine: You're a dick.
Cyclops: *relaxes* All right.

Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Kermit: Motorcycle cop.
Piggy: *annoyed* Motorcycle cop is a 'sweet nothing'?
Kermit: No, a motorcycle cop is following us.

GIVE ME THE HAND OF OSIRUS!
Give me head!
Wh-What? You did not just say that!

"Fuck this game!" - Anyone that's played Arkham Horror (especially with me and my friends.)

Also, Chibi, that speech mash video was f'ing awesome.

 

[Incubus]

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Veni. Vidi. Visa.

(Saw this one today, when I did my x-mas shopping. I lol'd, and got a few looks for doing so.)

And this one's aproximately 20% mine. It's fair self explanitory, and from an RP game. I think it came out rather nicely, considering that such a large amount of it is directly pinched from elsewhere.

Spoiler

My Children, it begins!

Our glorious empire has raised its first troops, and from this day forth, we are at war! Our armies shall go forth, and conquer all in the name of the Crimson Sun!

For those who seek perfection there can be no rest on this side of the grave! The man who has nothing can still have faith! Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life!

All souls call out for salvation, and we shall be the ones to deliver them unto it! Unite my children, so that we may spread the word of the Crimson Sun to all creatures on this earth! They will accept enlightenment, or they will paint the world crimson with their blood! I expect nothing less of my chosen children!

True Happiness stems only from duty! Duty to your family! Duty to your empire! Duty to your God! Only in death does duty end! Only in death does salvation come! But only to one whose life is worthy of salvation does salvation come! Give everything to the empire, and you will be rewarded in kind! Give yourself to me, and I will see you thrive! And when the glorious day comes, when the whole world knows our might, you will be remembered a hero!

 

[Newbie]

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"Our freedom at times may be tested; however, it will never be destroyed...Whenever our country's liberty is assaulted, let the punishing shield of freedom land its mighty blow." - Captain America

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[Asmodean]

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"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon." - Sho Minamimoto

 

[Games Dude]

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"A hit man with morals, go figure" - The Whole Nine Yards

"After my expert examination I have come to the conclusion that we um... are boned." - TSAH2

 

[Bartnum]

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Tyrion Lannister- "If I could pray with my cock, I'd be much more religious."

Tyrion is a wealth of fantastic quotes. Though the only other one I can remember is:

(In response to being asked how he would like to die) "At the age of 80, with a belly full of ale and a maiden's mouth around my cock."

 

[Unknown Squid]

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Here's a non famous quote. Words of wisdom regarding self improvement.

"...as for being pants, I too was pants once, however if you practice, you too can take off your pants!" - Girlflash, DeviantArt.

 

[Chibichibi]

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Mal: You all got on this boat for different reasons, but you all came to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. 'Cause as sure as I know anything, I know this: they will try again. Maybe on another world. Maybe on this very ground, swept clean. A year from now, ten, they'll swing back to the belief that they can make people... -looks directly at River- better. And I do not hold to that. So no more running. I aim to misbehave.


<3333

 

[Asmodean]

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"I'm off to listen to bands you kids have never heard of, and when they go major I'll be there to complain about how much they've sold out!" -Uzuki Yashiro

Why is this so true?

 

[Hentaispider]

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"I'm off to listen to bands you kids have never heard of, and when they go major I'll be there to complain about how much they've sold out!" -Uzuki Yashiro

Why is this so true?

Because if most people like something, it simply cannot be good. This holds true in music and TV-shows.