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Hopeyouguess62

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Re: Hate Thread

How much trouble does should one person have to go through to have a piece of cake?
Ask the heroine from Portal. The cake is (and always was and always will be) a lie.

I'm not talking to my dad for a while. I was really looking forward to that cake.
This... is not healthy behavior. I mean, over a fucking cake? Really? A Fucking Piece of Cake?

What happens if (God forbid) he gets hit by a bus tomorrow and the last memory you have of your father is holding a grudge over dessert?

You may call this pathetic.
Wow, it's like you read my mind. Really took the words out of my mouth.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to shit all over you, and hopefully you were talking partly in jest. But... wow, dude, it's just cake. There will be more in your lifetime. I promise.

There are straight men who'd suck your dick for the nutritional value of your semen, and you're going to get upset over cake.

That's... possibly the funniest thing I've read all week. :D

Oh, and this is on topic because I hate your post, man. Nothing personal, I'm sure you're normally a great person. But this one... I had to say something. Sorry if this offends.
 

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I've gotta agree with Guess on this one. First of all, you're already spoiled enough. You said it yourself: You had freakin' cookies and ice cream the day before you were going to eat cake. Now you're complaining that you couldn't eat a cake even though you just stuffed yourself with desserts yesterday.

Also the part about you going to buy your own cake. Maybe you just wrote it wrong, but if you found the exact same kind of cake in the store, wouldn't the original cake have the same "nonsensical chemicals" you were talking about?

And furthermore, you walked a mile to buy your own cake. I... Really don't know what to say about that.

But unlike Guess, yes I'm trying to shit all over you. It's a cake, and it's not even a good one at that. Cookies and cream suck.
 

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I've gotta agree with Guess on this one. First of all, you're already spoiled enough. You said it yourself: You had freakin' cookies and ice cream the day before you were going to eat cake. Now you're complaining that you couldn't eat a cake even though you just stuffed yourself with desserts yesterday.

Also the part about you going to buy your own cake. Maybe you just wrote it wrong, but if you found the exact same kind of cake in the store, wouldn't the original cake have the same "nonsensical chemicals" you were talking about?

And furthermore, you walked a mile to buy your own cake. I... Really don't know what to say about that.

But unlike Guess, yes I'm trying to shit all over you. It's a cake, and it's not even a good one at that. Cookies and cream suck.
I think it's best to read the entire post as metaphorical. A metaphor for what, I'm not saying. Your minds are so dirty that you don't need the help.
 

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Re: Hate Thread

The cake was a lie Taken now go defeat Glados and maybe Black Mesa will help you.
 

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Taken's name is oddly approprate for that story...
 

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I HATE HAVING TOO MUCH FREE TIME!

GAH! Somebody had damned-well better hire me soon. I don't like all this free time... I begin to... think, when I have too much free time. Mostly, I think up questions.
... well, I was going to rant here, but I'm tired as fuck. I'll probably rant in the appropriate thread for it later, when I'm coherent.

*passes out*
 

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I HATE HAVING TOO MUCH FREE TIME!

GAH! Somebody had damned-well better hire me soon. I don't like all this free time... I begin to... think, when I have too much free time. Mostly, I think up questions.
... well, I was going to rant here, but I'm tired as fuck. I'll probably rant in the appropriate thread for it later, when I'm coherent.

*passes out*
The combination of free time and no income is a terrible thing, because even when you can find shit to do you may not be able to do it because you're so po' you can't afford the "or".
 

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The combination of free time and no income is a terrible thing, because even when you can find shit to do you may not be able to do it because you're so po' you can't afford the "or".
*rimshot*
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@the_taken: Eh, I'll probably wind up creating a character, whether I try out the game or not is a different story. Definitely looks like a detailed CC, though.
 

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@the_taken: Eh, I'll probably wind up creating a character, whether I try out the game or not is a different story. Definitely looks like a detailed CC, though.
I suggest starting by writing the background. That's hard part. The stats tend to fall into place after that.
 
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LOL THE CAKE IS A LIE GUISE LOOOLOL XD COMPANION CUBE ROFL

yeah im late sue me
 
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you didn't even get what my post was saying you dumbass

stop getting butthurt just because im not around very much anymore
 

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Obe. It was already on E3. You really need to shut the fuck up.
 

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Re: Hate Thread

thats your own fault for posting something that is already here. also welcom to the forum, i hope you have a pleasant time here.
 
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