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Re: Hate Thread
Ask the heroine from Portal. The cake is (and always was and always will be) a lie.
This... is not healthy behavior. I mean, over a fucking cake? Really? A Fucking Piece of Cake?
What happens if (God forbid) he gets hit by a bus tomorrow and the last memory you have of your father is holding a grudge over dessert?
Wow, it's like you read my mind. Really took the words out of my mouth.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to shit all over you, and hopefully you were talking partly in jest. But... wow, dude, it's just cake. There will be more in your lifetime. I promise.
There are straight men who'd suck your dick for the nutritional value of your semen, and you're going to get upset over cake.
That's... possibly the funniest thing I've read all week.
Oh, and this is on topic because I hate your post, man. Nothing personal, I'm sure you're normally a great person. But this one... I had to say something. Sorry if this offends.
How much trouble does should one person have to go through to have a piece of cake?
Ask the heroine from Portal. The cake is (and always was and always will be) a lie.
I'm not talking to my dad for a while. I was really looking forward to that cake.
This... is not healthy behavior. I mean, over a fucking cake? Really? A Fucking Piece of Cake?
What happens if (God forbid) he gets hit by a bus tomorrow and the last memory you have of your father is holding a grudge over dessert?
You may call this pathetic.
Wow, it's like you read my mind. Really took the words out of my mouth.
I'm sorry. I don't mean to shit all over you, and hopefully you were talking partly in jest. But... wow, dude, it's just cake. There will be more in your lifetime. I promise.
There are straight men who'd suck your dick for the nutritional value of your semen, and you're going to get upset over cake.
That's... possibly the funniest thing I've read all week.
Oh, and this is on topic because I hate your post, man. Nothing personal, I'm sure you're normally a great person. But this one... I had to say something. Sorry if this offends.