I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard i cried.
Or she can learn how to recognize when a guy is being a complete jackass to her circle of friends to try to distance them from her, it means he's trying to manupilate her and control her all for himself.
This whole thing made me smirk for some reason. I'm usually not a mean person, but after your big bolded in-your-face well wishes for Happy Fourth of July I was somewhat amused. Especially after no one else really proclaims the birthday of their own nation around here so loudly or resolutely.
Why didn't you invite me to go with you?!?Speaking of how the 4th went, we shot down a bat. I didn't know we had bats until a rocket caught one right in the face and it crashed into the launch pad.
Because...
These aren't pigeons (or whatever type of bird does that) Hooker. Bats have no feelings.
Why makes you think one of the dumbest creatures I've ever seen wandering city streets have feelings, and bats don't?
As far as I know, bats don't tend to be monogamous like pigeons do.
Eh. I was drunk. Hell, I smirked once I sobered up. Besides, someone had to wish America a happy birthday. Too many people have been talking about her behind her back, calling her names.
