TheWeirdOne
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Wait, we have porn on here?
Wouldn't exactly say hate, but right now I'm sick and tired of my friend falling for any guys act that wants in her fucking pants.
Maybe you should try to get her to wear regular pants.
I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard i cried.
Maybe you should try to get her to wear regular pants.
Well, my 4th of July was just SO awesome.
First I get snidely remarked at by my step-father all day for getting a grade worse than a 'B' (2 B's and 2 C's).
Then I get a stomach cramp.
And to top it off, apparently some random girl I don't even remember from high school calls me (she never said how she got my number, either) to tell me that she could never see me as more than a friend. Naturally, I responded with "Okay... so who is this?", and then she gets offended and hangs up. So either I got prank called, which I seriously hope that's what that was, or some girl who apparently knew me in high school without me knowing her is in need of some psychological help.
Speaking of how the 4th went, we shot down a bat. I didn't know we had bats until a rocket caught one right in the face and it crashed into the launch pad.![]()
Why didn't you invite me to go with you?!?
You do realize that you need to go and find its mate and tell her?
These aren't pigeons (or whatever type of bird does that) Hooker. Bats have no feelings.
Why makes you think one of the dumbest creatures I've ever seen wandering city streets have feelings, and bats don't?
Why makes you think one of the dumbest creatures I've ever seen wandering city streets have feelings, and bats don't?
As far as I know, bats don't tend to be monogamous like pigeons do.
This whole thing made me smirk for some reason. I'm usually not a mean person, but after your big bolded in-your-face well wishes for Happy Fourth of July I was somewhat amused. Especially after no one else really proclaims the birthday of their own nation around here so loudly or resolutely.