> I politely tell the person
Yes, obviously I jest, but Oni has been known for his temper...
Why hide that? Hell, why even say it? We all know you're joking. What, is Oni gonna get pissed over that? He doesn't fly off the edge THAT easily.
I guess that's my hate for the day: People who apologize about their jokes.
Well, newer people don't know that I am kidding... And yes, Oni could get pissed over that. He's already in a bad mood...
...I hate to sound like a fucking hipster...
SirOni politely telling a person they're wrong:
"You're fucking wrong, fucker!"
Yes, obviously I jest, but Oni has been known for his temper...
He doesn't fly off the edge THAT easily.
You don't sound like a hipster. It's like me getting angry with kids who say that the movie "Aliens" ripped off Halo, and despite me presenting the dates of the franchises, they still think Aliens ripped off something a few decades later.
There's nothing hipster about saying "He's done older stuff," to people who seemingly can't acknowledge that.
Oh my god, you mean how, like, Lord of the Rings TOTALLY ripped off of Harry Potter? Or how Vampire Diaries is a poor follow up to Twilight?
Second one I actually heard in my store (while I still had a store.) I looked at the girls and went "Vampire Diaries came first." They looked at me like I'd grown a third eye and I hear, muttered, "Yeah, well, Twilight was better..." I felt a Denis Leary moment coming on and since swearing at tweens only makes you feel better for a little while, I refrained.
By sounding like a hipster, I meant by saying I've been following and liking Hussies work long before he got popular.
Anyway, this is the conversation log.
Working on my birthday. Oh, and I've been informed that the store was robbed last night and the thieves may return. And subsequently informed what to do should they have a gun.