The Works of Toonpimp

[funrabamax]

Re: The Works of Toonpimp

So it seems toonpimp is taking a hiatus from making games to focus on his comics... Huzzah...

The reasoning? Do you even have to ask? He's not making enough money.

It's kind of a shame because even though everything I've read written by or about him indicates he's a colossal douche, I did like (some of) his games.

 

[Ory]

Re: The Works of Toonpimp

So it seems toonpimp is taking a hiatus from making games to focus on his comics... Huzzah...

The reasoning? Do you even have to ask? He's not making enough money.

It's kind of a shame because even though everything I've read written by or about him indicates he's a colossal douche, I did like (some of) his games.

Bets down now. How long will it take him to get bored of making comics cause no one will buy them?

 

[DarkFire1004]

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I never had much respect for this guy, but now I just fucking despise him. He's one of those retard kids I see everyday who think pot jokes are funny. "HAHA. I'M HIGH. I'M A POTHEAD. THAT IN ITSELF IS HILARIOUS." Yeah, I've seen Nunu's sig, but I thought it was just a genuinely funny joke.

God damn, I hate potheads...

 

[CDom]

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Bets down now. How long will it take him to get bored of making comics cause no one will buy them?

He's still making comics? I went to look at his alleged gallery last YEAR and can't see a difference. Honestly I've looked at the guys script and could give him a log of screw-ups he made and I'm a flash amateur (Only had the comfort of using trials). I lost all respect for this guy the same moment I thought I initially liked him... Far better people out there... Like humbid0! Not the greatest example but the guy at least listens to his fans, tries to get things done, and isn't being a jerk... Hell; he's kind of being an active member of this community (more so than me; albeit I'm a lurker)...

... I'm betting *under the assumption he is even still making that stuff* a year or two. He'll probably try to grumble he has a life and then start vanishing or change his mind using some form of excuse. Not going to bet actual money but assuming I can get flash I might try making some stuff for this site if I lose. Quality depending on time and how my skills improve (obviously).

 

[Kusanagi]

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Bets down now. How long will it take him to get bored of making comics cause no one will buy them?

Finish it? But that requires work.

That's what Toonpimp said.
*rimshot*
*gets yanked off-stage*

Wow. Didn't even know he made comics.

*checks out what he can find*

Wow. His comics..... yeah.

 

[funrabamax]

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Wow. Didn't even know he made comics.

*checks out what he can find*

Wow. His comics..... yeah.

I haven't read them. The gay Pogo picture on the front page scares me off every time.

 

[MrMe]

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Oh god, why the christ does he have grannydating.co.uk as 3 (fucking THREE) banner ads?

 

[JohnDoe]

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Oh god, why the christ does he have grannydating.co.uk as 3 (fucking THREE) banner ads?

Cause they pay him...

 

[Alias]

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Obviously that's why he has them up. Assuming he's not being rhetorical, what MrMe is asking is why would anybody sink so low as to put something as completely disgusting as grannydating up on the front page and not only that but overkill it with multiple ads. Don't be such a colossal douche and answer questions with THE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER POSSIBLE. The only thing that accomplishes is making you look like you're treating everybody else like a complete jacktard for not being able to see something so ridiculously obvious. Yes JohnDoe, congratulations, 1+1 DOES equal 2, but I'm willing to bet other people are able to do that math too, even if you're not.

 

[DarkFire1004]

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What have I told you about making posts that put people in their places, Alias?

Do it as many times as you humanly can.

 

[ToxicShock]

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Toonpimp... that name sounds familiar. Tell me, what was the last real game he finished? He did ever finish a game right?

 

[Luppikun]

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Umm, Run Min- no... Umm... Cra-no... Umm... Crap. There's gotta be one, right?

 

[funrabamax]

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Toonpimp... that name sounds familiar. Tell me, what was the last real game he finished? He did ever finish a game right?

I think showtime rhonda was finished... That game's kind of fun...

But yeah, most of his games are either unfinished or complete crap (Kitty's Sugar Walls, anyone?)

 

[ToxicShock]

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OH YEAH, the guy who made showtime rhonda.

That was the only acceptable answer. Cracklevania would have been close, but there would be an argument.

 

[JohnDoe]

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Obviously that's why he has them up. Assuming he's not being rhetorical, what MrMe is asking is why would anybody sink so low as to put something as completely disgusting as grannydating up on the front page and not only that but overkill it with multiple ads. Don't be such a colossal douche and answer questions with THE MOST OBVIOUS ANSWER POSSIBLE. The only thing that accomplishes is making you look like you're treating everybody else like a complete jacktard for not being able to see something so ridiculously obvious. Yes JohnDoe, congratulations, 1+1 DOES equal 2, but I'm willing to bet other people are able to do that math too, even if you're not.

Actually 1+1 can equal 10.
That aside, it takes a good deal of malice to see all that in my little joke about Toonpimp's resembling a cheap hooker...

Back on topic, Fify's fury and Polly's tale were completed too, and Cracklevania had an ending, so i guess it could be considered finishid, maybe.

 

[funrabamax]

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Actually 1+1 can equal 10.
That aside, it takes a good deal of malice to see all that in my little joke about Toonpimp's resembling a cheap hooker...

Back on topic, Fify's fury and Polly's tale were completed too, and Cracklevania had an ending, so i guess it could be considered finishid, maybe.

I didn't know whether Fifi's Fury was finished or not. I could never get past that goddamn platforming section after the dragon. I swear that one jump is impossible.

 

[JohnDoe]

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I remember getting stuck there too, till i realized there was an easy way around it, but it's been too long to remeber exactly how i did it...

 

[Wonderboy]

Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Hi everyone. Something has happened, the balance of the world is broken. Toonpimp has released a game that is (as far as I can tell) quite good.

Here's the link:

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Just a little tip, holding up and pressing attack makes you fly upwards a little bit. It's good for reaching things that appear out of your reach.

Here's a list of items I have gotten, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with most of them. Which is probably why I'm currently finding myself unable to proceed from the room after all the water lvl's.
Elixer
Chicken
Hotdog
Armor
---
---
Money
Super Star
Snes
---
Dick dastardly and mutterly
A precious Gem
Pixelated necklace
Floppy Fish
An XBox
Pixelated crown
Teddybear
Some kind of ring
Sega saturn
---
Giant green apple
NEOTANK!
A coin
A poisonous mushroom
Pixelated crystal

The --- are for empty spacen in my inventory where I think there's supposed to be items.

There, now discuss.

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

Are you on drugs or something?

 

[Freakyface]

Re: Curse of Craclevania 2, WHAT?! A decent game from toonpimp?!

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