We stop at an adult video store, pile out of
the car. Gilyan asks the guy behind the counter
“Do you have anything with Asians in it?” The
guy nods, and leads us all upstairs. There’s a
whole wall of boxes. Before the clerk can leave,
Gilyan says “Is any of this gay porn?” and he
sighs and leads us to the back.
“Here you are,” he says. “Gay Asian porn.”
“Thank you so much,” Gilyan says. She pretends
to look at a box. “Oh, I can’t tell from looking,
are any of these Asians born in Canada, but living
in Europe?”
“What?” he says, and Gilyan smiles.
“I have a thing for gay porn starring Asians
who were born in Canada, but who were living
in Europe at the time of filming. It’s kind of my
fetish, I guess. I don’t like blond Asian guys,
though. A lot of the Canadian-born Eurofag
Asian porn you get has blonds in it. It just looks
so fake.” She turns to me. “It’s really gross, don’t
you think?” she says.
“Disgusting,” I say. “Unconscionable.”