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"The only unnatural sexual behavior is none at all."
 
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"...look like the innocent flower, But be the serpent under't."
 
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Wait… we don’t have “Peace through Power!” yet? Jesuhs Christ!

“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.”

"“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!"
-My Immortal

“Because YES! The pen is still mightier than the sword!”

“RICHARD!” “MICHAEL!”

“Thats because… I’m the President, of the United States, OF AMERICA!”
-Metal Wolf Chaos
 
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"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so YOU don't have to."

"NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRD!"

"It sucks ass. It sucks balls. It sucks ass balls."
- TGWTG
 
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"Beacause you are........a puppet."
 
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." -Adam of Mythbusters.
 
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"I love you too! Little horney man! Buy my new album!" - Mariah Carey
 
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Host said:
Wait… we don’t have “Peace through Power!” yet? Jesuhs Christ!

“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.”

"“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!"
-My Immortal
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XDDDD That was the funniest thing I've ever read. Seriously. I don't think anyone could just be THAT dumb. Had to be written like that for the lolz.
 
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"In war, victory
In peace, vigilance
In death, sacrifice" - Grey Warden motto

"Join us, brothers and sisters. Join us in the shadows where we stand, vigilant. Join us as we carry the duty that cannot be foresworn. And should you perish, know that your sacrifice will not be forgotten and that one day we shall join you." - Joining ritual of the Grey Wardens
 
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Holy shit, You look hornier than a homo in a hot dog factory..."- Cant Remember




"Wow dad, You killed the Zombie Flanders!"-Bart Simpson

"He was a Zombie?" -Homer after blowing Flanders head of with a shotgun...




G'day mate, room service... Someone order a bullet to the head?"-Ian Apple

*Gun Shot*

*Singing* "I just got shot in the head..." -Member of C5
 
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"I thought you said this car was inconspicuous?"
"Listen... I don't like words with 'spic' right in them okay?"

-Boondock Saints 2
 
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"I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?"
"You know just once I'd like to ask someone for help and they say, "Sure, let's go, no strings attatched."
"There are two ways you can get down this building, coach, or express..."- Commander Shepard

"Can't talk now, trying to determine how scale itch got onto normandy, sexually transmitted disease, only found in varren, *disturbed sigh*.......implications unpleasant."-Mordin

"You heard it yourself commander, license to screw up, straight from the ship."-Joker

"My wife was real supportive. She even paid for my fare off-world!" *bartender facepalms in background*-Conrad Verner: professional stalker.

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees." *Joker blinks* "That is a joke."-EDI

Is it sad when a video game has better writing than most movies and TV shows these days?
 
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It is.

"But suppose you throw a coin enough times... Suppose one day, it lands on its edge." - Kain in Soul Reaver 2.
 
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Archer said:
Is it sad when a video game has better writing than most movies and TV shows these days?
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No it's not. There are plenty of games that even hire published authors to write the story lines and dialogue for games. We're in an age where the dialogue and story of a game is as important as movies and TV shows. That's not to say movies and TV shows have bad writing though.

"What God desires is here" *Points at head* "And here" *points at heart* - Hospitaler

"Convert to Islam... repent later" - Bishop of Jerusalem
"You've taught me a lot about religion, your eminence," Balian

"I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle," Godfrey

"You go to certain death," Balian
"All death is certain," Hospitaler

"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness." Hospitaler

"You see, none of us chose our end really. A king may move a man, a father may claim a son. But remember that, even when those who move you be kings or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God you cannot say "but I was told by others to do thus" or that "virtue was not convinient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that." -King Baldwin IV

All from Kingdom of Heaven
 
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sinfulwolf said:
"I once fought two days with an arrow through my testicle," Godfrey

All from Kingdom of Heaven
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[ARTHUR cuts off the BLACK KNIGHT'S arm after a long battle.]

ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch!
ARTHUR: A scratch? Y'arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't!
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, ya pansy!

[ARTHUR cuts off the BLACK KNIGHT'S other arm.]

ARTHUR: Victory is mine! We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -

[BLACK KNIGHT kicks ARTHUR]

BLACK KNIGHT: Come on, then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have!
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: It's just a flesh wound.

[BLACK KNIGHT begins to kick ARTHUR repeatedly.]

ARTHUR: Look stop that!
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken, chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg!

[BLACK KNIGHT kicks ARTHUR again.]

ARTHUR: Right!

[ARTHUR cuts off the BLACK KNIGHT'S LEG]

BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what!?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony...
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knights always triumph! Have at you!
ARTHUR: Come on, then!

[ARTHUR cuts off the BLACK KNIGHT'S other leg. BLACK KNIGHT looks around.]

ARTHUR: Alright, we'll call it a draw. Come, Patsy!

[ARTHUR and PATSY leave, PATSY banging two coconut halves together.]

BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see... running away, eh? You yellow bastards, come get what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!


All from "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"
 
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"Thats why god invented abortion"
 
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"Binky boy."
"Whore-biscuit!" Melvin, YuGiOh Abridged
 
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