I thought there was a test for stupidity floating around out there. Isn't that a disease? And terribly contagious?
(note, look up mass hysteria if you think I'm kidding =p)
He's nuts, get it? He doesn't transmit viruses because he is a nut, and nuts don't generally infect people? I dunno, that's the best I can come up with.
A peanut is neither a pea, nor a nut.
I still wanna talk about this fighting rape game called Virus.