I'm going to take this a step further back and also tell of my first time with porn, cause it's relevant to the story.
I had a friend (name unimportant), who was really into porn and such. I mostly kept out of it, but this one time we were having a party at her place, and she decided to throw a movie in out of the blue. I couldn't leave, so I just kinda sat there and watched the rest of the room all night. The movie was called Camp Cuddly Pines and the Power Tool Massacre, and the only enjoyable part I found at the time was about ten seconds after the six of them have sex in the back of the van they're driving, including the driver

They realize this, and ask him why he isn't driving, to which he replies in his calm hippy voice, "S'okay man, it's on Cruise Control." Needless to say, they all rush to the front in time to run over a hobo in the middle of the desert.
Anyways, that turned me off all smut for a good long time, until anout two years ago, spending a week at that same friend's house. I stayed up later than her, decided to check my email. Wouldn't you know it, she had a browser open with Demon Girl right there.
At this point, I feel it necessary to break into song, apologies...
I started playing it not knowing what it was,
And I'll continue playing it forever just because
It is the game that freaking wins,
I fapped on and on my friends...
So yeah, that's my story