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I haven't technically given or received it. However, my mind is more open to the idea of receiving it. I don't know why the idea of me having sex with someone doesn't at all intrigue me, yet the two things I lift a brow at are the idea of being penetrated myself and at the sacred art of cunnilingus.

.. I'm going to make some mistress very happy one day.

Well, there is the prostate that's easiest to reach and pleasure through anal sex, so that could be why you're open to receiving it Toxic.

And the fact that you are most intrigued by cunnilingus is going to make some mistress very happy
 
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Take a screenshot when you get like six neg reps from all the bi or gay people on this forum.

I don't even bother anymore. I kinda think he likes the red.
 
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I am not gay or bi.

I'd mark myself as straight, but I just make no attempts toward anything. I'm talking specifically stimulation.


And if you're seriously going to make such conservative a claim to say anal stimulation of any sort on a guy is proof for homosexuality, I think you might have some problems.
 
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Because only guys have fingers and tongues.

Oh and vaginas, can't forget about that long list of guy vaginas.
 
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Because only guys have fingers and tongues.

Oh and vaginas, can't forget about that long list of guy vaginas.
Michael Cera
Shia LaBeouf
Jonah Hill
Jesse Eisenburg
Justin Bieber

I could go on...
 
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Good point, I'd fuck each and every one of them.

Also I hate Micheal Cera. He doesn't exactly have the image to be as big as a dick as he is.
 
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I hate that, upon birth, I have been equipped with a little toe of +5 edge finding. Always, always that fucking little toe.
 
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I hate that, upon birth, I have been equipped with a little toe of +5 edge finding. Always, always that fucking little toe.

At least you weren't born with eyes of cursed sleep v.v
 
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Yikes! Sounds like me. The doctor had to, essentially, give me mouth-to-mouth when I was born because I wouldn't start breathing.

And it's kind of freaky reading that and watching your avatar, Squid.
 
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Simply this:

And I was born, sideways...Because I had a giant dick, they thought it was my head.
 
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You gotta make these maternity people work for their money. Coming out without playing dead for a while or playing hard to get would make them soft.
 
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You gotta make these maternity people work for their money. Coming out without playing dead for a while or playing hard to get would make them soft.

Are you suggesting that as a baby is born he punches his doctor in the mouth and crawl back into his mothers baby-hole?
 
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We can always piss in their mouth :D
 
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