Re: Member Announcements Thread
Never forget..
Incidentally, it has been suggested to me several times over to be Freaky Fred for Halloween.
Ah yes, Halloween,
A time for candy, and horrors unseen.
Will it be a treat? Will it be a trick?
I do hope to make my candy bag, quite thick.
Do I knock on the door? Do I dare?
I might be in for quite the scare.
A woman answered the door,
Her hair, reached the floor.
She made me feel...
Naughty...
I reached out my hand,
Grabbing, a hair strand.
So much hair! I can't resist!
Pulling her closer, I did persist.
She cried for help,
With another yank, she did yelp.
I felt like being...
"
Naughty..."
Looking upon her face,
I knew joy was not the case.
But that didn't stop me from removing her hair, without a trace.
She whimpered on the soil,
All of her hair, I'd keep from my toil.
Into my bag, I stuffed it,
and I must admit,
I felt very...
"
Naughty..."
But, to my dismay, the police had found me,
And quickly, they bound me.
Goodbye, my dear,
the memory of your hair is something I will remember quite clear.
We will meet again, in time,
Once I am forgiven my crime.
With love, ever doughty,
and always...
"
Naughty..."
Fred