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Me and my friend had made up an alternate for a true male fantasy, and we ALMOST had it, but the girl was a vegetarian.
 
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Haha, it started off as a joke that I should lose my virginity in an Eiffel tower, cuz that immediately beats everyone. So I added the fact that I care more about food than sex (ironic considering my massive underweight problem)

And basically it turned into a mental image of a girl bent over, me at her back, my friend at her face (Don't worry, her face is being covered by an apron that says "Blow the chef") With us high fiving over her and a george foreman grill on her back. He'd have a spatula and we'd both have plates and everything.

Honestly, if that's how I lost my virginity, not only would I be proud of it, I'd post that picture on the internet, EVERYWHERE, with 4chan-style captions and everything. The weird thing is, I had a gf who was actually up for it, but she didn't want them to be burgers cuz she was a vegetarian. Strange that THAT'S the part she vetos.
 
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She moved
 
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Damn... We'll, I'd be up to filling in her position, but only if the hamburgers are cooked right.
 
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sounds like it would be much more manly that way as well.
 
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Why not steaks rather than burgers? Or ribs?
 
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Is it sad that I'd be more excited about having a george foreman grill?

*edit due to msninja*
Idk, it'd be something simple. The worst part is, she wouldn't be able to move so much, else the fat draining... umm let's not talk about it
 
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I like eating straight off the BBQ. No plates, just forks, knives and the grill.
 
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Apologies for not posting the big deal that was going on. I'll just put it this way.

"A man is not a man until he has conquered a woman."

Today, I am a man.
 
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*luffles on Lucas for his totally awesome Zelda reference*

On another note, my German exam went well, and i have a Mineralogy exam tomorrow, and on Wednesday a Hydrogeology exam.

*flails, goes back to studying*
 
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Lucas said:
Apologies for not posting the big deal that was going on. I'll just put it this way.

"A man is not a man until he has conquered a woman."

Today, I am a man.
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We need a parade for this man right now.
 
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Lucas said:
Apologies for not posting the big deal that was going on. I'll just put it this way.

"A man is not a man until he has conquered a woman."

Today, I am a man.
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Congratulations, but I'm a bit confused. I thought the stereotype was that a man isn't a man until he has had sex with a woman. Nonetheless, congratulations for conquering a woman.
 
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...goddamnit


I mean congrats Lucas.. ya bastard
 
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One of my old room mates used to sing that song... I had forgotten where it was from. Regardless, congrats Lucas.
 
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Thanks you guys. Now to get to bed soon, as almost 2 hours of fucking can really take it out of you. x______x;
 
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Wow, 2 hours first time... I'm not an expert but I think thats pretty good...
Gratz!
 
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Lucas said:
Thanks you guys. Now to get to bed soon, as almost 2 hours of fucking can really take it out of you. x______x;
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Yes, yes it can. And it almost always leaves one sore...
 
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