OAMP sues Ava

[OAMP]

Because if he's going to stop a fight* he needs to do it when it happens, not 10 minutes later . I will represent myself.

*Twas not a real fight, were just joking around.

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

Because if he's going to stop a fight* he needs to do it when it happens, not 10 minutes later . I will represent myself.

*Twas an awesome A++ real fight, weren't just joking around.

Fixed.

I wanna be Judge Judy! *Goes and grabs wigs, apples and other stuff*

 

[Incubus]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

Sounds like Avatar will need a defence attorney~

 

[avatar99]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

*Kablinks*

I'm being sued? seriously? I don't even have a pot to piss in and if you take what's left I can't run the chat anymore....

 

[OAMP]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

The plantif is only seeking bragging rights for... for... well... he isn't seeking money.

 

[avatar99]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

The defendant seeks a lawyer to take on his case.

 

[Incubus]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

What, my offer's not good enough now?

Maybe I need to present my badge again!

 

[ToxicShock]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

I still don't know what the fuck's going on.

 

[avatar99]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

The defendent hereby hires Mr Wr- I mean Incubus to defend him in court.

 

[moomoo78]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

Secretary prepares to record:

Trial day one
Case: OAMP vs Avatar99 for bragging rights
Judge: Judy(Diagisvele) presides over case
Plaintiff OAMP
prosecuting attorney: Plaintiff presents himself as prosecutor
defendant Avatar99
Defense attorney Mr. Wright(Incubus)
bailiff Lurker
Secretary Moomoo78
jury hooker
witnesses Kitsune

 

[OAMP]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

I'm my own lawyer.

Anywho, details as follows: Kitsune and I were just poking fun at eachother, then the coversation dies. Ten minutes later Ava says we need to break it up. I point out it's been ten minutes. Ava says "So sue me", so I did.

 

[moomoo78]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

changes to court personnel will be updated in secretaries first log*

 

[lurker]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

Someone call the unofficial linemarvin bailif?

 

[Diagasvesle]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

I shall have a cross-questioning happen in my Court! Will the defendant Avatar99 present himself to the witness chair and swear on the holy hentai movie, Dark Angel Ecslayer, that he shall remain a perverted person throughout the whole trial and not lie at all!

 

[avatar99]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

I solemly swear I am up to no good wait wrong catch phrase!!! Yes your honor I so swear.

 

[moomoo78]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

Your honor will this case be ruled upon with out a juries presence?

 

[Cappy]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

OBJECTION!​

The English and literature in this thread is terrible, I appeal to the court to have future posts be revised before they are considered by the Judge or Jury in turn.

 

[Incubus]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

You're not an official representative of these proceedings, and cannot make objections.

 

[moomoo78]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

The Secretary's previous question is off-record, and has no bearing on the case.

 

[Hentaispider]

Re: OAMP sues Ava

I volunteer for jury duty.