Re: Overquest campaign
Corgana Ironsoul
Overlord temple, unknown city
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Corgana listened, but actually became rather concerned at Yan-Yennas tale!
"Oh damnn.. ok you're getting your kiss but we totally have to tell the priestess! I knew there'd been issues with rebels but I didn't know it was this bad! Come, come along!" Corgana waved her hands, ushering them along.. it seemed if the three didn't want to risk a lot of attention and a fight breaking out, they'd have to follow along, for now.
Corgana lead them towards a larger building, perhaps the largest, comparing with the city hall. On closer inspection (engineering 15 or int 20) one could tell that it was a small temple that had been expanded not too long ago.
The temple had a portrait of the statue you saw before, the overlord ontop of the door and when entering.. Well.
There was a large statue, of the same guy, with chiseled, literally, male physique, standing nude and proud, all of it(and if it was a realistic depiction, which you doubt, he had quite the amazing.. sceptre of rulership.) though still wearing the helmet, obscuring all facial features.
Overall it was pretty clear who this temple was dedicated to. The candles had a distinctive phallic shape, There were portraits, all displaying the same armored man with a variation of poses and nude women kneeling around him and the benches were suspiciously comfortable looking. There was even a small ballot box with a smiling chibi version of the overlords face on it. Apparently the inhabitants of this town were capable of reading and writing, though you suspect big letters and a lot of effort were involved.
Within the temple you see a woman, in even more revealing ceremonial garb and actually no less beautiful than the guard-captain as well, her luscious body on display for you all.:
"Ah! M'lady!" She greeted as you entered.
"I did not expect the rebel issue to be so bad they'd send one, two.. uhh.. three of you? .. Huh.. wait, You do not look as if you are DICKS... " The priestess pondered for a moment.
"Are you REAL DICKS?" She asked you, thoughtfully. Orelia might still be impressed for a moment by the priestess ability to know more numbers than one, two and many.
"I haven't like.. seen you before in this town and I know that a REbel ALliance and DIssenters Capturing Kinship member was coming soon to deal with it, but you don't look.. humnn.. oh and like, Hiii Orelia, here for your regular prayer, right?" "Actually, Vania, they got like.. attacked by the rebels! The rebels may have even killed a lesser master with a boom boom thing! Like, oh my Overlord, I can't wait for the DICK to screw them for that one!"
"An ex-plosive? Thats bad.. that does sound like them.. dirty rebels. I knew they had a hideout here but for them to be that bold.. Are you three alright? Is that why you are wearing all this weird stuff? I can soothe your mind from the experience, if you want to pray and then you can go shopping with Orelia for some proper getup or stuff, don't worry about the nasty rebel rumours, the DICK will mess them up real good. Once she's done with them they'll be sore all over." "Oh I'll totally get to serve and protect a DICK in their task soon, thats awesome!" The priestess nodded generously, while Corga cheered with a happy smile. At the light of this revelation the priestess seemed to have forgotten about Orelias reconditioning-prayer, unless reminded. Between her and the proclaimed guard-boss, if this was the smartest women got in this world... but damn, did she trade brains for.. well, all of what you see before you.
Meanwhile, Corga leaned over, remembering something important and giving Yenna a sensual kiss on her lips.. with the skill of someone that wasn't far off from someone that had kissed for a living..