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"Well, then wouldn't this deity be super tough to deal with since, like, roughly half the country would currently have some level of faith in her? At least, that's what it seems like, though I guess if you have something that would be unable to be affected by her powers, it wouldn't really matter anyway... But if I ever have to fight you when you're a Goddess, I'll remember to throw a whole lotta paperwork at you... that would need to be done at least 4 times over!" Isa would say, waving her arms a bit dramatically to make her point on the evil of paperwork. "Double edge sword then, from the sounds of it. Being a Goddess would mean that you'd have all the crazy abilities and magic and stuff, but you'd have to follow some very specific rules and rely on certain things and be unable to affect certain other things. And that's before you get to the fact that being a Goddess apparently makes you MORE vulnerable to the Cloaked One's powers." Though that part was actually very specific, only being a drawback in this situation, as it wasn't exactly every day that someone with the power to destroy multiple realities attacked you with the intent of devouring your reality in its entirety.
After that, Isa wouldn't ask more questions, figuring that the angel deserved her space every now and then, especially when it seemed that they had hit upon a bit more of a touchy subject. While Isa might ask some questions that lead to her learning some major things about Deva, she rarely, if ever chose to pry when she could tell the other person wasn't exactly eager to share that information.
Silver seemed to calm down only a little bit when pet, unable to keep himself from being very concerned about its owner. Though once it recognized the salute coming from Deva, it would return the gesture before standing tall to properly guard Viola, vowing to itself that no harm would come to her without a fierce fight with him. Another part of the owl was rather sad to see Deva go, as Silver really did like having someone else around that understood things a little better than even its owner.
"From what I've seen, you walk the line better than anyone else I've had the chance to watch over. And I've looked through a lot of stories, so I suppose I at least know about what it looks like when someone completely crosses that line..." That was another part of the reason that Isa was so adamant that Deva was a hero, as no one else had been able to walk that line without giving in to the major temptation and going down a darker path. And normally no one else wielded as much power as Deva had without abusing it in terrible ways. Sure she may not do heroic things, but the ice mage was certain that anyone with that kind of resolve to do what's right had to be considered a hero. Deva would get an apologetic feeling from the Tome, as it understood the amount of temptation and thought that a weapon like it could provoke in people. Well... it didn't see itself as a weapon actually, more like a tool, but nonetheless it could cause massive amounts of destruction, seal places away and all sorts of other things that tempted even the strongest of souls. There was a reason that it had been so particular about the person that it chose, and there was a reason that the war it came from had even happened in the first place. When someone had a Tome, they held the fate of multiple worlds in their hands, and it was up to them if they'd use that power for good or for evil, or even use that power at all.
Isa's eyes would go a bit wide when Deva said that NOW was the time to start taking things seriously, realizing that up until now she HADN'T been doing that at all. She made another mental note, which was quickly becoming a mental list, that Deva was someone that she wouldn't want to face for any reason whatsoever. How could one do so much without even being completely serious? The ice mage wondered if the Cloaked Woman had any idea what she was dealing with. Then again, another worrying thought crossed her mind, if it was possible for one of them to be not truly serious about this whole thing, it might be entirely possible that the Cloaked One wasn't as well. "A second agent then? Makes sense I suppose, it'd be easier to ensure a shattered balance. Frost Goddess sends out more power than is necessary, while at the same time the Flame Goddess is unable to send any sort of response to maintain a balance. But this also means that we'll never know how many agents are in each story..." That made her at least happy that Deva was going to put even more effort into this, as it might soon be required with how tough things were getting.
"Err... Uh... Hello broom?" The ice mage would respond, before looking even more confused when Deva explained that she hadn't meant that at all. Something seemed different, but she wasn't sure what, was this what being serious meant for Deva? Because in literal terms this was anything BUT being serious, but with what she had seen so far that was probably a good thing overall. "Well then here's hoping that you and your broom keep that perfect record..." How in the world were you even supposed to stop evil and powerful monsters with a broom? It didn't make any sense... but little did once Deva used her intelligent ideas, so maybe Isa would just have to go along with it and see what happened, that was one of the only safe bets she could make with the angel, and even then it wasn't completely safe to just see what happened.
Isa would catch the broom, looking it over for whatever hidden trick was supposed to be inside it, finding nothing and just seeming more confused by this whole scenario. She nearly shouted out in surprise and warning though when Deva just let herself fall into a spiderweb, figuring that was the very LAST thing that they should do. But maybe that was the trick? The enemy at least wouldn't be expecting that much of a 'blunder'.
But she'd then find a good place to hide, away from any spider webs that might alert whatever was deeper in the cave. She'd be out of sight, close by enough to hear and see, but not touching any webs that would alert anything. With that done, she'd nod and remain silent until something important happened that would require her help.
The webbing would be rather strong, able to hold her tight even if she struggled for some time. Though it wasn't indestructible, as Deva would notice that some of the webbing would weaken ever so slightly if she pulled hard enough. The taste test would yield an interesting result, showing that the webbing actually tasted... sweet. It was somehow quite tasty, and if Deva wasn't carefully she might find herself instinctively going for another bite. Thankfully she'd still be able to get to her Tome, one of her arms being completely free, with the other having only a little bit of webbing that kept it from reaching out too far.
"An angel pun". The Tome would joke, literally answering her with 'an angel pun'. Though it hadn't looked too deeply into her past out of respect for her privacy, it looked for long enough to figure out if Deva would be a good choice. The moment that it had seen enough it had stopped looking, essentially only invading her privacy because it felt that it HAD to in order to stop the Cloaked One from causing any more destruction and chaos. But now that it had permission, it would look a little closer at all the creative things that Deva had done throughout her time. It was actually rather impressive the she found new ways to handle things almost all the time, and had done so much. It proved to the Tome that it had made the right choice, as it had found someone that wasn't part of a traditional story structure. She was neither a hero or a villain, she was Deva. That meant that she did what was right, even if it wasn't great for her, or even those that were around her. But despite doing what was right, doing what could traditionally be called 'good' she did terrible things sometimes as well. Neither a hero or a villain, and therefore left without something to easily manipulate. Heroes could be tricked easily or persuaded into joining a cause that wouldn't be entirely heroic. Villains could be bargained with, promised power, and fooled. Some of those things MIGHT work on Deva, it knew that, but not like it would work on those that weren't like her.
Eventually Deva would hear the sound of eight legs moving in rhythm towards her position, drawn over by the vibrations in its web, and it wouldn't take long for it to come into view of the 'trapped' angel.
A creature that was half-human and half-spider would walk into view, her upper half being almost entirely human aside from having multiple eyes and fangs where certain teeth should be, likely to inject venom into her prey. Her bottom half was that of a spider, though much bigger, with an abdomen and eight long legs, leaving her quite a bit taller than Deva. "Well you've gone and RUINED my plans... I was going to be properly dramatic once you got further in and be all like 'Will you walk into my parlour?' said the Spider to the Fly'. But instead you get yourself captured on the walk in and are basically already in my parlour... A shame, but at least I will soon have a new angel slave to show for it..." She'd say, speaking Common now that she was presented with someone that she had been told would speak that language. "You're lucky that I don't just decide to eat you for that little joke..." The spider woman would mutter, before her eyes would move along Deva's body, as though they were carefully appraising her. "Hips seem wide enough to support a smaller clutch... Breasts a bit small, but could likely still feed children... Could work out... Oh this is going to be so much fun..." The woman would smile sinisterly, still looking the angel up and down.
"Oh, you wish to speak with MY BroodSlave? Very well then... Glacia! Darling, come out here!" "Of course Mistress! One moment please!" And once again the sound of footsteps would sound through the cave, this time being two feet rather than the eight from earlier. And the Frost Goddess would soon come into view.
While the Flame Goddess seemed passionate and lustful, the Frost Goddess looked to be more calm and refined, her outfit showing that she carried herself with her head held high. She held a large ice sword in one hand, which right now she carried just in case her Mistress needed help dealing with any sort of threat. Deva would notice that the Frost Goddess' belly was rather large, as though she were pregnant, and an even closer look would show that it wasn't a normal 'round' that one might associate with having a child, instead it looked as though there were multiple small orbs filling her womb, likely meaning that she was filled with eggs right now. "Don't forget to keep the cold flowing... If you do a good job I think I can fill you with a few more eggs. Wouldn't that be nice?" The Goddess would nod eagerly, standing by her Mistress' side as she thought of being filled up with even more of her Mistress' wonderful eggs. "Now what to do with you? I think I could have another broodslave... That'd be nice, that way I won't be all backed up on eggs..." She'd lick her lips a bit and approach closer to Deva, though definitely still out of kissing range if that was her plan.


"Well, then wouldn't this deity be super tough to deal with since, like, roughly half the country would currently have some level of faith in her? At least, that's what it seems like, though I guess if you have something that would be unable to be affected by her powers, it wouldn't really matter anyway... But if I ever have to fight you when you're a Goddess, I'll remember to throw a whole lotta paperwork at you... that would need to be done at least 4 times over!" Isa would say, waving her arms a bit dramatically to make her point on the evil of paperwork. "Double edge sword then, from the sounds of it. Being a Goddess would mean that you'd have all the crazy abilities and magic and stuff, but you'd have to follow some very specific rules and rely on certain things and be unable to affect certain other things. And that's before you get to the fact that being a Goddess apparently makes you MORE vulnerable to the Cloaked One's powers." Though that part was actually very specific, only being a drawback in this situation, as it wasn't exactly every day that someone with the power to destroy multiple realities attacked you with the intent of devouring your reality in its entirety.
After that, Isa wouldn't ask more questions, figuring that the angel deserved her space every now and then, especially when it seemed that they had hit upon a bit more of a touchy subject. While Isa might ask some questions that lead to her learning some major things about Deva, she rarely, if ever chose to pry when she could tell the other person wasn't exactly eager to share that information.
Silver seemed to calm down only a little bit when pet, unable to keep himself from being very concerned about its owner. Though once it recognized the salute coming from Deva, it would return the gesture before standing tall to properly guard Viola, vowing to itself that no harm would come to her without a fierce fight with him. Another part of the owl was rather sad to see Deva go, as Silver really did like having someone else around that understood things a little better than even its owner.
"From what I've seen, you walk the line better than anyone else I've had the chance to watch over. And I've looked through a lot of stories, so I suppose I at least know about what it looks like when someone completely crosses that line..." That was another part of the reason that Isa was so adamant that Deva was a hero, as no one else had been able to walk that line without giving in to the major temptation and going down a darker path. And normally no one else wielded as much power as Deva had without abusing it in terrible ways. Sure she may not do heroic things, but the ice mage was certain that anyone with that kind of resolve to do what's right had to be considered a hero. Deva would get an apologetic feeling from the Tome, as it understood the amount of temptation and thought that a weapon like it could provoke in people. Well... it didn't see itself as a weapon actually, more like a tool, but nonetheless it could cause massive amounts of destruction, seal places away and all sorts of other things that tempted even the strongest of souls. There was a reason that it had been so particular about the person that it chose, and there was a reason that the war it came from had even happened in the first place. When someone had a Tome, they held the fate of multiple worlds in their hands, and it was up to them if they'd use that power for good or for evil, or even use that power at all.
Isa's eyes would go a bit wide when Deva said that NOW was the time to start taking things seriously, realizing that up until now she HADN'T been doing that at all. She made another mental note, which was quickly becoming a mental list, that Deva was someone that she wouldn't want to face for any reason whatsoever. How could one do so much without even being completely serious? The ice mage wondered if the Cloaked Woman had any idea what she was dealing with. Then again, another worrying thought crossed her mind, if it was possible for one of them to be not truly serious about this whole thing, it might be entirely possible that the Cloaked One wasn't as well. "A second agent then? Makes sense I suppose, it'd be easier to ensure a shattered balance. Frost Goddess sends out more power than is necessary, while at the same time the Flame Goddess is unable to send any sort of response to maintain a balance. But this also means that we'll never know how many agents are in each story..." That made her at least happy that Deva was going to put even more effort into this, as it might soon be required with how tough things were getting.
"Err... Uh... Hello broom?" The ice mage would respond, before looking even more confused when Deva explained that she hadn't meant that at all. Something seemed different, but she wasn't sure what, was this what being serious meant for Deva? Because in literal terms this was anything BUT being serious, but with what she had seen so far that was probably a good thing overall. "Well then here's hoping that you and your broom keep that perfect record..." How in the world were you even supposed to stop evil and powerful monsters with a broom? It didn't make any sense... but little did once Deva used her intelligent ideas, so maybe Isa would just have to go along with it and see what happened, that was one of the only safe bets she could make with the angel, and even then it wasn't completely safe to just see what happened.
Isa would catch the broom, looking it over for whatever hidden trick was supposed to be inside it, finding nothing and just seeming more confused by this whole scenario. She nearly shouted out in surprise and warning though when Deva just let herself fall into a spiderweb, figuring that was the very LAST thing that they should do. But maybe that was the trick? The enemy at least wouldn't be expecting that much of a 'blunder'.
But she'd then find a good place to hide, away from any spider webs that might alert whatever was deeper in the cave. She'd be out of sight, close by enough to hear and see, but not touching any webs that would alert anything. With that done, she'd nod and remain silent until something important happened that would require her help.
The webbing would be rather strong, able to hold her tight even if she struggled for some time. Though it wasn't indestructible, as Deva would notice that some of the webbing would weaken ever so slightly if she pulled hard enough. The taste test would yield an interesting result, showing that the webbing actually tasted... sweet. It was somehow quite tasty, and if Deva wasn't carefully she might find herself instinctively going for another bite. Thankfully she'd still be able to get to her Tome, one of her arms being completely free, with the other having only a little bit of webbing that kept it from reaching out too far.
"An angel pun". The Tome would joke, literally answering her with 'an angel pun'. Though it hadn't looked too deeply into her past out of respect for her privacy, it looked for long enough to figure out if Deva would be a good choice. The moment that it had seen enough it had stopped looking, essentially only invading her privacy because it felt that it HAD to in order to stop the Cloaked One from causing any more destruction and chaos. But now that it had permission, it would look a little closer at all the creative things that Deva had done throughout her time. It was actually rather impressive the she found new ways to handle things almost all the time, and had done so much. It proved to the Tome that it had made the right choice, as it had found someone that wasn't part of a traditional story structure. She was neither a hero or a villain, she was Deva. That meant that she did what was right, even if it wasn't great for her, or even those that were around her. But despite doing what was right, doing what could traditionally be called 'good' she did terrible things sometimes as well. Neither a hero or a villain, and therefore left without something to easily manipulate. Heroes could be tricked easily or persuaded into joining a cause that wouldn't be entirely heroic. Villains could be bargained with, promised power, and fooled. Some of those things MIGHT work on Deva, it knew that, but not like it would work on those that weren't like her.
Eventually Deva would hear the sound of eight legs moving in rhythm towards her position, drawn over by the vibrations in its web, and it wouldn't take long for it to come into view of the 'trapped' angel.

A creature that was half-human and half-spider would walk into view, her upper half being almost entirely human aside from having multiple eyes and fangs where certain teeth should be, likely to inject venom into her prey. Her bottom half was that of a spider, though much bigger, with an abdomen and eight long legs, leaving her quite a bit taller than Deva. "Well you've gone and RUINED my plans... I was going to be properly dramatic once you got further in and be all like 'Will you walk into my parlour?' said the Spider to the Fly'. But instead you get yourself captured on the walk in and are basically already in my parlour... A shame, but at least I will soon have a new angel slave to show for it..." She'd say, speaking Common now that she was presented with someone that she had been told would speak that language. "You're lucky that I don't just decide to eat you for that little joke..." The spider woman would mutter, before her eyes would move along Deva's body, as though they were carefully appraising her. "Hips seem wide enough to support a smaller clutch... Breasts a bit small, but could likely still feed children... Could work out... Oh this is going to be so much fun..." The woman would smile sinisterly, still looking the angel up and down.
"Oh, you wish to speak with MY BroodSlave? Very well then... Glacia! Darling, come out here!" "Of course Mistress! One moment please!" And once again the sound of footsteps would sound through the cave, this time being two feet rather than the eight from earlier. And the Frost Goddess would soon come into view.

While the Flame Goddess seemed passionate and lustful, the Frost Goddess looked to be more calm and refined, her outfit showing that she carried herself with her head held high. She held a large ice sword in one hand, which right now she carried just in case her Mistress needed help dealing with any sort of threat. Deva would notice that the Frost Goddess' belly was rather large, as though she were pregnant, and an even closer look would show that it wasn't a normal 'round' that one might associate with having a child, instead it looked as though there were multiple small orbs filling her womb, likely meaning that she was filled with eggs right now. "Don't forget to keep the cold flowing... If you do a good job I think I can fill you with a few more eggs. Wouldn't that be nice?" The Goddess would nod eagerly, standing by her Mistress' side as she thought of being filled up with even more of her Mistress' wonderful eggs. "Now what to do with you? I think I could have another broodslave... That'd be nice, that way I won't be all backed up on eggs..." She'd lick her lips a bit and approach closer to Deva, though definitely still out of kissing range if that was her plan.