Oh, so many ways, I'll give you a couple of my favourites:
-there is not one single immutable law in the language, except those that straight out tell you so (I before E anyone?)
-how many ways can you use the word 'up'? How m,y are contradictory? (Messed it up? No worries, a quick tune-up and it'll be fine)
-different words, same spelling, the actual term escapes me (I hope you've read up to chapter x last night, today we need to read starting from there)
The list goes on, but I think you get the point. That and I actually have to put in some work at work now (aha! Another one!), so I'll be gone for twenty
Toodles