Re: The weirdest place you've ever slept
someone had their bed crammed in a corner, but I was skinny enough to fall in between in and the wall, and someone else decided to do the same on top of me, knowing I was there. She fell asleep on top of me sleeping crammed into a corner behind a wall.
in a friends closet, suspended from the ground between two mattresses that where on their sides.
I can't decide which of these is the most epic.
I personally have major insomnia and can only rarely sleep in places that aren't my bed with absolute darkness and absolute quiet. A purring cat could keep me up. The soft blinking light of my macbook keeps me up. I may have fallen asleep at my computer a couple times, but that's about it.
I do however get extremely stupid when I've just woken up. One time, my freshman year in college, my alarm went off, waking me up. It was still dark, but it was registration day, so I was expecting to ahve to get up around 530 or 6. Well, I had a loft bed and my clock was on top of a dresser at the foot of my bed. So I sort of crawl over and reach my hand to my clock and fumble with it. I'm still too sleepy to really see straight, so I'm doing this all by feel. I hit the alarm stop button, and that doesn't stop the alarm. I then try all the other buttons, with equal success. Getting hazily confused, I try to unplug the cord from the back, forgetting the fact that it's one of those clocks where the cord and the clock is one piece and you can't actually do that without breaking something.
Finally, my roommate, who is also up early, explains to my befuddled mind what is happening: Dude, that's the fire alarm.
Apparently someone pulled it an hour before we were supposed to get up to register as a prank. My brain was so stupid, it didn't register anything beyond the fact that there was a loud noise, I was supposed to be up early, therefore the source of the noise must be the alarm. It doesn't even sound like the fire drill. -_-
