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Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?


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The puppy.
It would be the most innocent thing in the world. I’m talking about the most adorable puppy that everyone would love. You’d just want to cuddle it in your arms. It’d be that puppy that no one can resist. Just the mere sight of it would make you all fuzzy inside. But that money, oh man. Would you want that million dollars?

The money.
A million dollars. In cash. Antony and Cleopatra! That money could be used for anything. You can help get your family back on track after being in debt. Give it to charity or donate it the kids who can’t even get a decent education. Hell, you can buy yourself that new computer you’ve always wanted. No one will know you’ve got that amount of cash. You’d be shooting the puppy with the most lethal handgun on Earth. You may experience guilt and people would… well, you know what I mean.

So what would it be?

Imagine if the puppy was a puppy that looked exactly like this:

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Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Why even bother wasting a bullet on the dog? I'd kill it with my own hands for a million. Hell, I'd settle for a hundred.

Plus, that dog isn't really that cute anyway.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

I work for animal control and have to kill cute animals all the time for less money. So why the hell not.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

My response is as follows:
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Oh, yeah, and no, I wouldn't.

Fuck the money, I have no issues making money.

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Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Yes I would, but out of guilt I would donate 100,000 to the SPCA afterwards
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

I'd end it and keep all the money, and likely see if I could find a recipe so it wasn't just senseless violence. Though the meat would be rather stringy at that age...
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Actually dog isn't bad, had when I was staitioned in Korea.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Actually dog isn't bad, had when I was staitioned in Korea.

That's what I hear. I also know some Vietnam vets who speak highly of cat.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

A dog? I'd do it for hundred, provided there's no consequences. But then, I don't like dogs. I guess they're nice, but I don't like having one in the house I live in.
Now, if it was a kitten, that would be a tougher choice. I guess I'd do it anyway, but I'd feel bad about it.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

i grew up breeding dogs, every litter you loose a few, provided it was the owner asking me to do this i wouldn't bat an eyelid.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

I would not. Money isn't that important, sure it helps get one through life, but at the expense of another creature's life, no not good enough. Sure, I've killed people and dogs (among other animals) before, but they threatened my survival, or I had to because of my job, or I wanted it for the food. But to kill something just for some money? No, I wouldn't.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

i'm not sure how killing for money is different than killing for food. there is a degree of separation but there not that different in principal.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Sure. :p
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Yes.
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Yes I would, but out of guilt I would donate 100,000 to the SPCA afterwards

This is actually an interesting point. If the money goes to a cause like that, the dog kind of took one for the team, then?
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Yeah, donate like half to charity, then I don't feel bad.

Then again, it might be a
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

i'm not sure how killing for money is different than killing for food. there is a degree of separation but there not that different in principal.

You need food for survival, not money.

Poor doggie :(
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

No you don't really need money to survive, of course neither does anyone need to kill to survive. We're not hunters and gatherers anymore. I find no reason to kill anything acceptable. Still did it though so I might as well get paid for it. I'm strongly in favor of Nunu's opinion there.
 
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Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

I'd prefer not to kill the dog, just doesn't sit right with me. Would it be possible to kill the person telling me to do it, and then steal the money?
 
Re: Would you kill a puppy for $1,000,000?

Seems fair to me.
 
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