Member Announcements Thread
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*bang*
oh... shit...
Regardles of jokes, welcome back Ili.
*bang*
oh... shit...
Regardles of jokes, welcome back Ili.
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To hell with all that. Just rep the hell outta him.
To hell with all that. Just rep the hell outta him.
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Hey, whatever floats your boat man!
Hey, whatever floats your boat man!
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Well some types of feces does float...
Well some types of feces does float...
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WOAH WOAH, how do I always get dragged into this shit?
*edit* oh god, that wasn't an attempt at a pun, I'm... I'm so sorry
WOAH WOAH, how do I always get dragged into this shit?
*edit* oh god, that wasn't an attempt at a pun, I'm... I'm so sorry
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Poor poor Toxic... always in the shit.
Poor poor Toxic... always in the shit.
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Thought I found a body on the side of the road today. That was interesting.
So I'm driving along the highway and I get just past a turn off when it was "holy shit, was that a guy lying there!?" And that particular stretch is *horrid* for trying to backtrack, so I find this little place to turn around, head *back* up to the turn off and find a parking lot I can turn into. I'm about to and there's this nit blocking the entrance where I'm trying to turn in and I gesture for her to "Go please." *more elaborate* "GO PLEASE" before she finally gets the hint and gets out of my way.
I get back on the highway, cruise down a bit and holy shit, yes, there IS a guy lying there. So I pull into the turning lane, park, put the blinkers on, cross back to the side and am dialing 9-1-1 as I'm going "Sir?! Are you okay!?" please don't be a corpse and so I see him push his head up and it's "oh thank god"
So while I'm doing that, this *other* motorist stops and comes up on my one side and then *another* guy comes up (who, coincidentally, was on his way to the hospital cuz he got pool chemicals in his eyes, oi!) and that guy's wife was on 911 too. And then we see the bottle in the bag... So we hung out, the pool guy pretty much giving the drunk the riot act, because the drunk got beligerent with him, until an ambulance showed up and we had to move(because the way they parked, we were now blocking traffic).
So yeah, CSI here I come *snicker*
Thought I found a body on the side of the road today. That was interesting.
So I'm driving along the highway and I get just past a turn off when it was "holy shit, was that a guy lying there!?" And that particular stretch is *horrid* for trying to backtrack, so I find this little place to turn around, head *back* up to the turn off and find a parking lot I can turn into. I'm about to and there's this nit blocking the entrance where I'm trying to turn in and I gesture for her to "Go please." *more elaborate* "GO PLEASE" before she finally gets the hint and gets out of my way.
I get back on the highway, cruise down a bit and holy shit, yes, there IS a guy lying there. So I pull into the turning lane, park, put the blinkers on, cross back to the side and am dialing 9-1-1 as I'm going "Sir?! Are you okay!?" please don't be a corpse and so I see him push his head up and it's "oh thank god"
So while I'm doing that, this *other* motorist stops and comes up on my one side and then *another* guy comes up (who, coincidentally, was on his way to the hospital cuz he got pool chemicals in his eyes, oi!) and that guy's wife was on 911 too. And then we see the bottle in the bag... So we hung out, the pool guy pretty much giving the drunk the riot act, because the drunk got beligerent with him, until an ambulance showed up and we had to move(because the way they parked, we were now blocking traffic).
So yeah, CSI here I come *snicker*
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Told me about you two? Hah! We already agreed that since we were both whores, our relationship would be open. Of course, that was just so I'd have an excuse to fuck more people, like loli, Ryu, and Icelus.
Horray for holes!
Told me about you two? Hah! We already agreed that since we were both whores, our relationship would be open. Of course, that was just so I'd have an excuse to fuck more people, like loli, Ryu, and Icelus.
Horray for holes!
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Wow, so you stopped to look at the dude you thought was a corpse, and then another dude that has acid in his eyes stops to look at the same corpse with his wife, and then the dude on acid gets into a fight with the alcoholic and then the ambulance arrives. Wow
Wow, so you stopped to look at the dude you thought was a corpse, and then another dude that has acid in his eyes stops to look at the same corpse with his wife, and then the dude on acid gets into a fight with the alcoholic and then the ambulance arrives. Wow
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That's... quite the story Copper.
That's... quite the story Copper.
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I thought splashing chlorine in my eyes would get all the algae out of my brain...
I thought splashing chlorine in my eyes would get all the algae out of my brain...