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*rolls eyes* Fuck the scientists. It exists. <///< Trust me, when my partner locates it, she can tell by the audible "eek!". Followed by whatever other sounds she drags out of me as she goes to work.
 
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ToxicShock said:
Yeah, leave nerds to find a woman's g-spot. The results seem promising :rolleyes:
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Actually I've always thought that nerds make wonderful sexual partners. They may not be great with their manhoods, but their fingers are quick and skilled. As long as we're going with the stereotype of nerds being fast typers, good at video games, etc etc.

At least, that's what I always tell all my Korean friends - don't worry Quy, your small penis won't make much of a difference in bed as long as you use those fingers that can do 300 actions per minute in WC3
 
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Hey, you've clearly never seen the 80s film "Revenge of the Nerds".

The quote goes something like this: "Jocks spend all their time thinking about sport, right? And they're really good at it. Well, we nerds spend all our time thinking about sex..."
 
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I'm a scientist
 
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*sends his army of larval termites after Toxic*
 
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UrbanKirasagi said:
It wasn't a request, it was an order. =P
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YES SIR MA'AM SIR. MA'AM.

*throws scientist coats on everyone in the thread*

Huh, well would you look at that... SCIENTISTS!

*jumps nearest person*
 
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A scientific study to locate the G-Spot? Skepticism aside, that would make for a very interesting test subjects wanted poster.
 
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ToxicShock said:
And I will find all their g-spots.
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The army stops for a second, and one huge puff cloud later Toxic is faced with a sea of nearly identical looking women with small antennae on their head and a line of chitin running down their jaw. They all seem to be looking at the ground and blushing furiously before they all look up and speak as one.

"Do...do you promise?"
 
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Termite said:
The army stops for a second, and one huge puff cloud later Toxic is faced with a sea of nearly identical looking women with small antennae on their head and a line of chitin running down their jaw. They all seem to be looking at the ground and blushing furiously before they all look up and speak as one.

"Do...do you promise?"
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I volunteer to be Toxic's assistant in this great endeavor (at least I can offer a fair idea of the layout of a vagina). I enjoy a hands-on approach.

(One question however. Antennae I am familiar with - what are chitin?)
 
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UrbanKirasagi said:
I volunteer to be Toxic's assistant in this great endeavor (at least I can offer a fair idea of the layout of a vagina). I enjoy a hands-on approach.

(One question however. Antennae I am familiar with - what are chitin?)
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Chitin (C8H13O5N)n (pronounced /ˈkaɪtɨn/) is a long-chain polymer of a N-acetylglucosamine, a derivative of glucose, and is found in many places throughout the natural world. It is the main component of the cell walls of fungi, the exoskeletons of arthropods such as crustaceans (e.g. crabs, lobsters and shrimps) and insects, the radulas of mollusks and the beaks of cephalopods, including squid and octopuses. Chitin may be compared to the polysaccharide cellulose and to the protein keratin. Although keratin is a protein, and not a carbohydrate like chitin, keratin and chitin have similar structural functions. Chitin has also proven useful for several medical and industrial purposes.

god bless wiki. It's the stuff the exoskeletons are made up
 
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Chibichibi said:
Chitin (C8H13O5N)n (pronounced /ˈkaɪtɨn/) is a long-chain polymer of a N-acetylglucosamine, a derivative of glucose, and is found in many places throughout the natural world. It is the main component of the cell walls of fungi, the exoskeletons of arthropods such as crustaceans (e.g. crabs, lobsters and shrimps) and insects, the radulas of mollusks and the beaks of cephalopods, including squid and octopuses. Chitin may be compared to the polysaccharide cellulose and to the protein keratin. Although keratin is a protein, and not a carbohydrate like chitin, keratin and chitin have similar structural functions. Chitin has also proven useful for several medical and industrial purposes.
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Right, so what IS it? Like what does it look like?
 
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chitin.jpg


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^The shell.

chitin-cuticle.jpg


squid-beak.jpg

^The beak.
 
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UrbanKirasagi said:
I volunteer to be Toxic's assistant in this great endeavor (at least I can offer a fair idea of the layout of a vagina). I enjoy a tongue-on approach.
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You're hired.

*edit* yes I do wish that, random person, but really I was only projecting my own desires
 
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So this debate about the Ground Zero Mosque? It turns out it's
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Kusanagi said:
chitin.jpg


PH2008040200961.jpg

^The shell.

chitin-cuticle.jpg


squid-beak.jpg

^The beak.
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._.

The comparison of the Octopus beak has ended my interest in that venture. I'll root for you from the sidelines, Dr. ToxicShock *goes off to shudder at the thought of the army of beaked girls covered in dead insect skin*
 
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